Frog

ribbit, cunt.

Just saw an old friend trying to sell a ps4 controller on Facebook marketplace for £20 and suddenly I don’t feel like as much of a failure

Some things can make you sad at the time but a few months later you realise the massive bullet you’ve dodged

About time they got rid of this shit social media

Everyone can fuck off

Why did they say don’t go chasing waterfalls, it’s not like the fucking thing can get up and run away is it

I’ve never felt like this

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

:)(

Kelp*

I hope she gets the help she needs

Y’all on bereal yet lying to yourself daily

Frog (pixelated piece of shit)

Only you can make that leap to the next Lilly pad

“I forgot I had that tattoo’ are the worst kind of people

Gameboy cuckhold

I never question what I eat until I’m squirting a big dump out and I get a woft of it

Genuinely hope you all have an amazing day

Like this tweet if you’re a fucking psycho

Humans are so fucking dumb