KiddingButNotKidding

@2blu4us @DanRather @sarahcpr The sprinkler systems are exploding in apartments. You are so far offf and heartless. This hasn’t happened since the 1800s.

The situation is dire in Austin. We’re without power and heat with no end in sight amidst frigid temperatures. My wife and I still have running water. Others have had pipes break. There needs to be accountability for what happened. Right now the priority is to keep people safe.

@courtlanw Nope. Not for hours.

Does Highland Park have power?

@AmericanAir Thank you!!!

@ImKiddingButNot We're answering calls as quickly as we can and we're happy to help you here via DM. Please meet us there with your info.

@AmericanAir - first you lose my “priority” bag - now I’ve been on hold for over an hour. What is happening?! I need help!! #firstclassislastclass #americanairlines #horribleservice #cannotbeliveihavetotweettocomplain #angry

I think Hawaii should buy everyone on the islands a drink of their choosing - on the state.

Live look at Hawaii emergency alert office:

Good question...

Not a kid in sight 🙌🏼 #firstdayofschool2017 #thankgod #kiddingbutnotkidding

Thank god kids are locked 8 hrs a day now. #firstdayofschool

#royalbabynumber3 finally 28 years later I get some recognition #kiddingbutnotkidding

Boy or girl? I bet regardless it will be fucking rich and famous 🙄 #royal #RoyalFamily #kiddingbutnotkidding

As if everyone in my fucking feed being pregnant wasn't enough.... #RoyalBaby3

Wtf is #NationalCheesePizzaDay and who's bringing me five? Apartment Penthouse 1

Hat season is here. I'm never washing my hair again #fall #kiddingbutnotkidding

But FALL- I gladly welcome the opportunity to stop shaving my legs #kiddingbutnotkidding

Summer- I fucking love you. Don't go. #kiddingbutnotkidding

What even is labor? Do you have to have one of those "job" things for that? #LDW #LDWeekend #kiddingbutnotkidding

LDW weekend is over... and I'm still doing zero labor today. #kiddingbutnotkidding

#LDW thanks to those who do Labor so I don't have to #kiddingbutnotkidding