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@ImProbablyAlex

dumb stuff | I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face

The Netherlands เข้าร่วม Aralık 2014
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owa@ST4RS4LIGNED·
i locked in 2 years ago after my sister told me she wanted to be jobless like me
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Shameimaru Aya@ArisakaAya·
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Wow, He’s Tsonga!
Wow, He’s Tsonga!@_aboihasnoname·
Making her nut from the head first just in case i cum quick. >>>>
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(fan) Trey
(fan) Trey@UTDTrey·
“Football isn’t finished, we just watch too much Arsenal”
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dj benuxo
dj benuxo@bebebenebebe·
acordei e o primeiro pensamento eh preciso do salario
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La Perla
La Perla@Perla_Londres·
Mi mamá: "Hijo no gastes plata en boludeces" Yo con mi primer sueldo:
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Julian Casablancas
Julian Casablancas@Casablancas_J·
...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets
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duck@ExtremeBlitz__·
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So give me all your poison and give me all your pills And give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill You're running after something rhat you'll never kill If this is what you want then fire at will
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Alex@ImProbablyAlex·
It's some kind of sin to live your whole life on a "might've been" - The Killers
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next
next@amomulhelouca·
um pau duro nao diz nada, mas uma buceta molhada reflete o coração e anseio mais sincero
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hazard
hazard@cfcIvan·
Put me in a room with Rosenior and Eghbali
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zack ryder
zack ryder@2014ssguzeldi·
günübirlik duş alan ben 1 hafta yatağımdan çıkmadan leş gibi yatıyordum her yerimden pislik akıyordu anam babam odamdan zorla çıkarıyordu amk. hayatımda ilk kez 1 seneye yakın saç uzattım her şeye üşeniyordum hiçbir şeye hevesim yoktu. millet bu depresyonu ne sanıyor amına koyim
kapline@kapline7

depresyon hareket eden hedefi vuramaz

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fmplaymaker
fmplaymaker@fmplaymakerofcl·
🚨 The Ultimate FM26 Giant-Killer! 🚨 Underdog Tactic 📈 Predicted 18th ➡️ Finished 5th! ⚽️ Only 33% avg possession (Lowest in the PL) 🧱 16 Clean Sheets (Joint 2nd best) 🛡️ Massive 25-match unbeaten run 👑 Destroyed the "Big Six": 8W - 5D - 2L 🏆 Carabao Cup Winners & FA Cup Finalists 🧠 5-3-2 block into a rapid 3-4-1-2 counter! 📥 Full tactical breakdown & download here #FM26
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Harry
Harry@FPL_Harry·
In football these days there is too much of players throwing themselves to the floor to get decisions and it’s awful. However, that clearly summarises why. If Haaland goes down. Gabriel is off. As he should be. Whether Haaland rolls on the floor or not shouldn’t change it.
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Dennoh
Dennoh@CFC_dennoh·
Hate watching my club today for 90 minutes.
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