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@McFaul Wait! What? We thought Bibi-the-Butcher was Secretary of State

@Rimmesfk Looks to me like he's been notified of his termination, but the convicted Orange stooge has told him tosay nothing so announcement can distract from the next Trump-shits-bed bombshell report likely related to Epstein or Hogsbreath.

In movies when something like this happens usually the FBI director gets in a room with other important people to try to work out. The what, when, how, why. But I guess that’s just Hollywood. Here in real life the FBI director is on the street looking like he’s checking his uber number plate looking as confused as usual…. 🤦🏾‍♀️

@Kernrauschen @hippyygoat So pissed he couldn’t see straight…

@hippyygoat He just got robbed. I think he was really pissed... x.com/i/status/20482…

There is a shooting and… The head of the FBI is just hanging out?

Was he invited or did he Kra$h the WHCD? More importantly, is he already the former FBI director, which is who he resembles in this pic. He looks like KrA$H&BYRNed Patel

I thought this thing was about celebrating reporters, not deporters

@TheTNHoller You call her a 'personality'? We think she looks more like a beastiality

Conservative social media personality Debra Lea says security was lax at the event

@MikeNellis She’s a MAGA “influencer”. Her “influence” has been known to induce Cardiovascular accidents and a variety of other untoward outcomes.

I have no idea who this is but what an insane photo to tweet

Fuck, it’s still alive.

@AntiTrumpCanada Trump returns minus scapegoat

BREAKING: Trump returns to the Correspondents Dinner: “The show must go on.”

@TheMaineWonk WHCD appears no less successful than any other Trump-related event

REPORTS: SHOTS FIRED IN LOBBY OF WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER. TRUMP AND STAGE EVACUATED. CNN: SHOOTER IS DEAD.

@Acyn Obviously he KRA$HED the party.

HOST: Looks like Kash Patel is in the ballroom. Don’t know who invited him.

Kra$h Patel has been pissing on (and off) the FBI. He was selected by the Convicted Orange Moron because he was the best qualified perpetrator of #PublicUrination Kash Patel Got Arrested for Public Urination After a Night of Drinking by @trevoraaronson theintercept.com/2026/04/24/kas…

Operation Cross-eyed Hurricane

Who Made this?

Yeah, they rounded 'em all up and stabbed 'em all with mRNA serum. Turned 'em all into #CommieBastardMutants.

@ChrisMurphyCT When the dems have a Senate Majority Leader like Murphy (or Whitehouse or Kelly or Murray or Van Hollen) and not a useless •schlub• we'll return to the fold.

Ellison and the information oligarchs should enjoy it while they can because when Democrats win power we are going to break these anti-consumer, anti-free speech media conglomerates into pieces.

A cogent voice of experience in an age of derelict and chaotic American leadership Here’s How Trump Can Get Us Out of the Mess in Iran nytimes.com/2026/04/24/opi… via @NYTOpinion

@joncoopertweets @MilesTaylorUSA Don't you mean every front page across the globe? (It very likely will be). America's first CRINGE PRESIDENT! Revolting

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Is it really any surprise that Trump is bankrupting the US military like it was any of his tacky low-rent Atlantic City casinos Iran War Has Drained U.S. Supplies of Critical, Costly Weapons nytimes.com/2026/04/23/us/… via @NYTimesfailed,

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Presumably he is required to wear oversized Florsheim clown shoes like Li’l Marco-with-the-dead-eyes. On the other hand perhaps they’re both simply MAGA zombies, like most of the lickspittle MAGA slaves that support the convicted Orange felon.

Todd Blanche has the same dead behind the eyes sold my soul to a cult look as Marco Rubio.

@MmisterNobody @mortypdx Even MAGA saying if Thomas Matthew Crooks wasn’t a prophet, he was at the least, a scapegoat.

Today, I'm gonna get cancelled but it has to be said.... This was staged.