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My very first thought upon waking up was a panicked "but what if you are a VERY MEDIUM CHEESE", so.
Today is gonna be totally rational.
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@Incog
Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. (she/her)
Dallas, TX เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2008
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Exactly!
I have great respect for the American people, who saw through the relentless propaganda and voted for change.
ALEX@ajtourville
Kamala Harris had: • 3× the money • 80% of the legacy media • 99% of Hollywood • 100% of federal institutions So please, stop it with all the nonsense about how Elon Musk supposedly interfered with the election.
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@cigsmoking @cornelldolanpc So, your hate is more important than the lives of your crew, your life, your equipment, your future insurance and your freedom, financial or otherwise, when you're prosecuted and sued?
Either you are very young or not very bright.
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@climatepaige @clhubes To my daughter every 4 legged animal was “goggie”.
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I went out to sun in the hammock because the dogs needed to go out and I needed some fresh air because of Depression™ and...lying in the hammock actually helped with my severe leg and overall joint pain
how does one apply for a medically necessary cabana
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JUST SAW A DOG ON THE HIGHWAY WITH THEIR BODY IN THE BACKSEAT AND THEIR PAWS ON THE FRONT SEAT AND THEIR HEAD OUT OF THE SUN ROOF, HAPPILY GRINNING, AND I'VE NEVER ASPIRED TO ANYTHING MORE
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When they say “we are in an oversell situation and we’re offering $200 for passengers with flexible travel plans” I am absolutely the person who stands up and says “legally they have to give you 400% your ticket price. Don’t take less than $1300!! Everyone HOLD”
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I still can’t get over how I was admitted to a children’s mental health unit at sixteen and discharged three months later with a diagnosis of mixed personality disorder when my notes describe daily meltdowns and list my triggers as change, lack of routine, noise & strangers.
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@spindlypete @Incog The grim specter of death is a pretty standard nursery rhyme thing. Breaking boughs, pigs going to market, etc. Part of the rich tapestry of traumatizing small children as entertainment.
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@medwynsofangles Wow, how dare you make me tear up like this
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A proud and moving moment for me today as President of The National Vegetable Society when I presented my wife Gwenda with a Gold Medal, the highest NVS award for all the work she has done for the Society over many years including being the rock behind me in my endeavours.
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@heresy_darling @SleepytimeP Both of these tickled me greatly, thank you
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@SleepytimeP *pushes network cable directly into onion, flips down shades, starts typing rapidly on laptop*
I'm in
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@spindlypete She’s Death, that’s all. Eventually we all go with her up to the cobwebby sky.
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My neighborhood Reddit sometimes has posts from people who have social anxiety and want to try some new place so they ask for step-by-step instructions for how to interact with the space, and commenters show up in droves to help them create a plan to go get a tea or croissant.
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@Cooperstreaming I’m sincerely sorry that that’s the position that they chose, through their actions, to put you in.
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When I was 27 my parents stole a car I'd purchased without their money or input, forged the pink slip, & sold it, giving me the choice to charge them with grand theft auto or let it go.
So idk, maybe parents who care a little too much aren't the worst thing in the world.
Hannah Berrelli@HannahBerrelli
There is something seriously wrong with this generation. Infantilised and proud of it.
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