The Clockwork Eye.

Those long Winter nights will just fly by with my latest novel! Order here; - The link below ncludes the first six pages to whet your appetite! mixam.co.uk/print-on-deman…

@KJ1981ya You kids have no idea how to have great sex. Fucking hell.

Bloody cost of living is ridiculous in this country 🤬

@AngryBootneck What were those ones that even had pedals? A 50cc or summat. Sure they were Honda.

Talking about bikes with lads at work, I told them I had a Plaggy Pig when I was 16 and when they laughed and said I was making shit up, I went on Google and found no help there either! I swear it was common parlance in the north-east. So I’m curious, what do YOU call these? 🤷‍♂️

The curse of awareness.

@memechaotic Toe Who.

Go.

@NotFarLeftAtAll NOTA

Poll Who are you voting for ?

@lotuseaters_com Lotus Eaters NFT incoming...😆

GM

@Tusken2501 @HistoryBro1 Far from it. Very far. Not watched many films, have you?

@HistoryBro1 Revenge of the Sith is the best movie ever made.

Tomorrow night I'm going to be arguing that Star Wars episodes 1, 2, and 3 are, in fact, complete dog shit... ...Who's with me?!

@HistoryBro1 Indeed. A massive dissappointment they were for us kids who queued for hours round the block to see Star Wars in 1977, when your local cinema only had one big screen and a balcony section.

Contemplation.

Wisdom of Ages. - made with NightCafe creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/l5mMK… #aiart #nightcafe #digitalart via @NightcafeStudio

@bigbadloup @angloid0 This thread is rather inconsequential.

@angloid0 The Lotus Eaters are just an online phenomenon, occasionally entertaining but of no great consequence. However those protesting are even more inconsequential. There are better things to be doing in a Saturday evening. I'm watching LOTR: The Two Towers with a beer.

I’m protesting the Lotus Eaters event

@benonwine Sciatica.

What’s a pain worse than Toothache or Childbirth?

@lotuseaters_com Wow, great turn out! I couldn't make it.

So it begins.

@4thOfJuly365 A rotting corpse.

Some will say Legos. I say a Hot Wheels car.

@lotuseaters_com @Sargon_of_Akkad All of Life of Brian really...youtu.be/clYE6NNOIoU?si…

On tomorrow's Lads' Hour, we're going to cure @Sargon_of_Akkad's aversion to Monty Python... through exposure therapy. Reply with the clips to subject him to until he laughs.

@AncestralVril @D162Michele Come on, don't sit on the fence!

The British moaning about having their entire civilisation stolen from them. The lack of self awareness here is breathtaking 🤯

@Elephantstopper @POB4LIFE @basedandbougie Behave you gormless pedant.

This lady is brilliant, give her a follow if you don't already. @basedandbougie

Another Regeneration. Another Version. Break Your Own Mold. Forever Papillon 🦋

@Geniustechw Good boy!

Did this illegal immigrant deserve that for attacking the K9?