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🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶
J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.
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Intestinal Bookworms
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Intestinal Bookworms
@IntestinalBookW
Arkansan with degrees in English and now law
Arkansas, USA เข้าร่วม Ekim 2012
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I maintain a collection. Starting with some classics:
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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Dems seem to think that attracting a couple of podcasters, they can solve their issue with men. The problem is the broader culture around the Democratic Party, which feels like constantly engaging with HR.
Jesse Arm@Jesse_Leg
Don’t worry guys. Hasan Piker will explain to American men why their country “deserved 9/11.” That should patch things up.
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One of the funniest things about Harry Potter worldbuilding is that there's no maths class at Hogwarts, so everyone in the wizarding world presumably has, at best, a Year 7's understanding of maths.
John Handel@_John_Handel
Since Harry Potter is in the news, this is a good excuse to repost one of my favorite Mark McGurl essays. Hogwarts is a technical school. No pondering the meaning of life here!
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@sheebadigeebies The thing is they do have magic math at Hogwarts harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Arithmancy
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It’s fantasy targeted at children. Kids don’t think “I want to see Harry Potter learning algebra” they think “I want to imagine going to Hogwarts and learning to pet hippogriffs instead of maths” why does Twitter always think failures of imagination are world-building issues?
Axio 🔶@axiochrono
One of the funniest things about Harry Potter worldbuilding is that there's no maths class at Hogwarts, so everyone in the wizarding world presumably has, at best, a Year 7's understanding of maths.
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I just twirl my spaghetti w both a fork & spoon when I wanna feel like an aristocrat. That’s plenty for me.
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@andrastimot I feel like McGonagall would have been a fine and easy choice. She’s strict but cool, nothing problematic there.
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drummer: what if i just grazed this paint brush across the top of my drum?
jazz musician: holey fucken shit.
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"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"
legend@Be_like_legend
What level of adulting have you reached?
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I think everyone involved in this project should go to prison
Melody Mercado@melodymercadotv
No teachers, just AI: A new elementary school is opening in Chicago this fall. The school says students can master core subjects in two hours a day. Researchers say the evidence for replacing teachers with tech is still shaky blockclubchicago.org/2026/03/25/an-…
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lol this was one of my favorite tumblr posts back in the day
sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley@boneysoups
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@theoluminati @stockpiledclay Also worth noting she stayed for over an hour and a half and it’s a small restaurant, like apparently they had been done for a while and the restaurant needed the tables
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Raimi is so goddamn mean and I love it. Even during a literal plane crash he has to give his characters WAY grizzlier deaths than if they’d just gone down with the plane
𝚃𝙷𝙺@Thehorrorkid
The airplane scene in Send Help (2026) is absolutely insane
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This would've blown my mind had it not been revealed in a poster.
Like I'm kind of annoyed I've been robbed of that moment now. This feels like something they should've kept secret
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie@supermariomovie
Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.
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@rebirthcanal When I see posts like her’s I always wonder if they simply don’t remember being school aged and having to follow rules about phones. Like, it was fine. If something important pops up parents can call the office.
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im so glad i graduated high school in 2005 you people are fucking insane... this is why young people dont do anything or leave the house anymore stop suffocating your children
Alice Anahata@AliceBetwixt
There’s no law that a parent can’t text their child dude. You are a teacher not a dictator. These people are forced to come to school to listen to you teach whatever your state tells you to teach, if you’re in public schools. There’s no law that parents aren’t allowed to communicate with their child or send a text during any certain set hours. Thank God. Scolding parents like you’re the warden of their children is a truly gross look. Find something better to complain about. Parents being in touch with their kids?? No. Schools, teachers, and systems telling parents they don’t have purview over their own children is part of what facilitated MK Ultra, GATE programs and ***Epstein-esque lists***, etc. There are plenty of legit and timely “best interest of children” soap boxes to hop on and you’re sidestepping ALLLLLLLLL of them here.
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This honestly looks interesting. Like, it’s an original concept and frankly I don’t need to know how/why it happened because that doesn’t really matter.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for ‘THE END OF OAK STREET’, starring Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor. The film follows a family who discover that their neighborhood has been taken back in time to the prehistoric era. In theaters on August 14.
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