Jesus Isme

@heyLyssten Yes please! 🥺🥺🥺

hey, am i your type? lmk 👀

@UndeadEm_ Yes! PLEASE?

say 'yes pls' for cosplay nudies in your dms

@andyvenom Done

As some of you guys may know, I am the recent powerball lottery winner. I want to spread some positivity so I’m giving away eggplants, ghosts, and ninjacats to the first 10k people to retweet this 😘 comment “DONE” after you RETWEETED

Been feeling a little off recently but trying to get better.

Hey @MountainDew, show me the #DEWnited label for #Wisconsin, Tweet me!

It’s been a while since I posted here but here ya go Twitter.

I want to be a motivational speaker of sorts...

this works. i’m not even gonna front. retweeted one of these yesterday and got an email for a job interview this morning.

I wish I could be a #model... but nobody likes the #alternative...

@ItsDallasB :o

Do you think @Abella_Danger would be offended if I touched the butt?

@KevinLyman @Dangerheart98 94 was my first summer :(

@Dangerheart98 unlike your birthday you count the first summer... 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00,01,02,03,04, 05, 06, 07, 08 09, 00,11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. I think if you count those it equals 25. Have a great weekend.

I still want to know how tf does @KevinLyman figures that this year is the 25th anniversary when #Warpedtour started in 1995 and 2015 was the 20th anniversary. Btw 2015 was also my mom's 20th high school reunion.

If anyone knows any clothing companies that are are in need of male models... I know a guy... asking for myself...

Watching motivational videos, and honestly it's helping me realize some things about myself that I've never even thought of...

@classiclowlife @VincentMarcus Sounds like me. Lol

@VincentMarcus I introduced myself to you as “that fat fuck from the internet who loved boobs and was looking for the buffet”

If you introduce yourself to me as an “influencer” I’ll give you a fake smile and hang around for about 15 seconds before being influenced to get the fuck away from you.

END THE HATE😀🔥 Adam Calhoun "Racism " (Official Music Video) Reaction | ... youtu.be/036j1dlHkHk via @YouTube @saint_yetty YouTube had THE REALEST reaction to this video!!! PLEASE check it it out!!!

I am Modified Jesus and @Paulisjesus is Irish Jesus... check out @TheTryChannel if you want to see Irish Jesus and @AreYaHavingThat if you think the try channel should put me in one of their videos!!! ;) #NewProfilePic