Issy

Annual reminder: Santa doesn’t wrap presents. He sets them up, adds the batteries, and makes sure they’re ready to go so kids can play and Mum can enjoy a brew in peace before the chaos 🎄☕ 😉

The little ones aren’t so little anymore, and each Christmas I’m struck by the thought that this could be the last one before everything changes. I don’t feel prepared for it.🥺

When you do something proactive for your peace, and instantly feel lighter…

The bloke next door just caught me touching up my kerbed wheel with a Sharpie…

This 🤏🏻 close to finishing the Christmas shopping for the three spoilt brats 👏🏻

Right listen, no one and I mean no one tell my husband that the cute little neon coffee wall light has *finally* stayed on the kitchen wall because I lost my rag and used nail glue. Ok?

What’s the expiration date on a wedding photo profile pic? Because what if I take a banger that ends up better than the wedding photos? 👰🏼

Fred’s just told me I’m the best mum he’s ever had 👀

Hi my names Issy and tonight I went into Home Bargains and came out with *exactly* what I went in for and nothing more

Having daughters makes Christmas shopping extra fun - one for you, one for me, one for you… 💖🎁

Is anyone else over Tiffin-Tok? I’m sick of being immediately starving every time that curly haired stunner rips open that bag. I don’t stop anymore.

I’m not sure how old I think I am, but I just ordered a bunch of book stickers and a clear Kindle case off Temu. 📚

Someone tell me I don’t need to get a fringe again, QUICK!

My husband just suggested I googled the answer to something I asked him 🚩

Love the ballet flat–Mary Jane vibe, convinced it’ll make me look like I’m ready to start Year 3. Am I alone?

Stunning

Parenting tip: Say 67 at home around the kids so it instantly becomes uncool and no one wants to say it. “Mum what’s for tea?” “6,7” “Can I go on my iPad?l “6,7” 😉

I’m beginning to think it’s not COD that’s the problem…it’s my husband. £1 for every ‘spawned, dead’ and I’d have emptied my Vinted favourites ages ago

No, YOU asked ChatGPT to make a picture of your dog in a roll-top bubble bath and ordered a massive canvas print for the bathroom. Not me.

my toxic trait is hitting peak productivity exactly during the lunch break period and then having to force myself to stop working so it’s not breaking employment law 🙄