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Jess🪲

@ItsJessicaHope

She//Her. 26. New Yorker. supermarket enthusiast. light snorer

Delray Beach, FL เข้าร่วม Eylül 2009
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lilium
lilium@pukeirl·
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‏ً@ewedunega·
POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open
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A@seattleiminyou·
Just passed 7 boys hiking and they asked each other “where are we getting fat at”
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bri ˚꩜。⋆₊⊹
told my bf about the “she’s one apple tall” meme so now when we’re almost home he says “we’re one apple away”
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Simons
Simons@Simon_Ingari·
Manager : WFH is prohibited here. Gen Z: Noted. Manager: A key client texted you at 8pm yesterday, why didn't your reply? Gen Z: WFH is prohibited.
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Mateen’s Cleavage
Mateen’s Cleavage@Mateensclevage·
Rest now brother, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
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Dick McFadden
Dick McFadden@Dickmcfadden69·
Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena
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Haydn, 🇵🇸
Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcomb·
Being a dad is so funny because one day you’re a “young adult” and then you wake up and there is a tiny female version of you standing in your doorway asking for a slice of salami at 6:48am
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Oscar Meyer Lansky
Oscar Meyer Lansky@MediumReginald·
Me: uhh who's pussy is this? Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board
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ka@0002l4·
chanelのこのシアーパンツ、デニムそのものを透過させたような仕上がりで感動する。インディゴの質感を残しながら、空気みたいに軽やかなシースルー。
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roro, PhD
roro, PhD@fuglibetty·
‘Men with ipads is ladies’ is a breathtaking construction. Men is ladies. Men Is Ladies
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Eli McCann
Eli McCann@EliMcCann·
You may have wondered what my text exchange is like with my husband. Here's the last 24 hours.
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chelsea😳
chelsea😳@bigidiotgirl·
guy at fenway scanned my bf’s tickets and said “one for you and one for the princess” so i’m already having a good time
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Cuck Liddell
Cuck Liddell@c0ck_l3snar·
guy is trying to flirt with me in the line for the restrooms and I'm so #fullofPoop
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oatmeal influencer
oatmeal influencer@acechhh·
I think Elon’s overdose death will be the funniest day on here
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Fish
Fish@jermaberger·
Jessica liked this one
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Owen
Owen@Riverboat_Ross·
I’ve dreamed my entire life about watching a Final 4 live! I just got here and got to my seat, and based on the view I’ll have to keep dreaming. I can’t see shit up here
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