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@bevalynekwambo3 @Moindi_ 🤣🤣🤣

This one thinks she will be the president or DP 💀

@kamauwaruhiu @hanoj_ibsen 🤣

Deep down safaricom would want the money in your mpesa to have an expiry date . Lakini mungu sio mfupi kama ndegwa.

As a student of Sociology who has spent his time studying human behavior. DP Ruto presidency which I hope never happens will be Lethal than Moi's. You should pay attention on how he responds to criticism, how he acts when angry, how he lies in plain sight etc. Itakuwa mazishi.

"sema dawa hazikuwa zako zilikuwa za kulevya"

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

The affected person is my wife, not yours.

A very underrated life decision is marrying someone who wants a simple life.

Nah, the one that includes a derby win at Wembley is the only genuine one.

Women often have a side guy who supplies them with high voltage electricity for free. They even spend their own money to ensure he’s available for the mission. She experiments all the wild things with him & she always thinks of him when you're on top of her. Chesaa!!

Their job is done mate, they existed just to stop you😂😂😅

Last week, few old mongooses calling themselves Youths for Ruto were on the streets, saying they were marching to show solidarity for Ruto’s re-election. They were shouting TUTAM while wearing yellow-branded merchandise. I hope the youths from the opposition will also be allowed to demonstrate this week to show solidarity with the opposition while singing WANTAM. They will be carrying Kenyan flags, and they expect to be given tight security.

@Kibet_bull People from these counties think money comes from government, people from the mountain know money comes from their taxes, there is the difference

Sprinting to the weekend, because the Premier League is BACK 🤩

@Arsenal We wait

Getting set for Sporting CP 👊

This might be the best community note of all time 🤣

🚨| Erling Haaland replies an Arsenal fan on instagram who said he only scores tap ins 😭

Mokaya Recreates Videos Of Mbavu Destroyer Before And During The Match Against Majembe 🎥 @mokaya_46