Matthew Harris

How many times does 34 go in 45?

At one point in life I could take a full punch to the face and plow forward. Now I take a knee from gas pain #Thisis40s

Get them sweet official unofficial NFT prizes!

How come we never hear about crimes being committed in narrow daylight?

@delvin_cox I’ve done two of those so far and they’re dope!

Got this gift in the mail today and it’s awesome!!! Thank you !! It’s nice to know that ppl think about me. This made my day!!!

@MogwaisShadow Thank you kindly! It was a great birthday and I definitely would headline my avatar in a metaverse stand up show!

Happy Day late Birthday @ItsMattHarris I hope it was & continúes to be Amaze-Balls. All the Love FAM, see you soon, I hope❣ We should have a Stand-Up night w/ You. I could set up a stage on my Metaverse Land & get you a cool Avatar.

The first time I’m all about supporting a “Karen” in LA!

@delvin_cox That’s one to grow on!

If we ain’t watch the same Cartoons growing up we can’t rock together… I’m Gi Joe you Blues Clues we not the same 😂

@delvin_cox That’s why I don’t post as much as I should I think.

I swear I keep all my best jokes to myself 😂

@djturtle1080 @PhilRanta This captures @PhilRanta essence very well. He will sit with you over a cup of coffee and value your opinion or he will devour your soul.

Look at the head on that guy @PhilRanta your an emoji now btw.

Witches seem like they’d make the best comedy audience. They cackle at the moon. #Halloween

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @b3OC Duuuuuude!

And in the NEXT episode of the #whowouldwin #podcast the CHAMPION of Showdown September is crowned when #MortalKombat's #Subzero (rep by @JamesGavsie) battles #Disney's #Elsa (rep by @AlmightyRay) with @b3OC deciding the winner! Who will win? #mondaythoughts #Trending #DisneyPlus

@YNB @KarenBassLA Say that!

@owneveryword I think we name him Wordy. Wordy the Donkfox.

Thanks for tuning in to the game show #wordherd! If you missed it, subscribe so you don’t miss another one! Twitch.tv/owneveryword

@robinthede For real, I was on the edge of my seat!

It’s too hot to tweet

Good Merkin! Weekly game shows, Discord games, upcoming play-to-win-NFTs game, it’s time for all gamers and comedians to join the #WordHerd! crypto.com/nft/collection…

Another amazing @owneveryword NFT Game Show down! We launched a new chat feature that ties into the discord battle game and someone clipped this awesomeness of @ItsMattHarris clips.twitch.tv/RenownedDeadGa… #NFT #twitch #discord #WIN

@VampireDetroit @RamaVallury @RachelKimsey @phillipwilburn @coopvoiceover @MattHarbert @HundoPGames @shakyradunn @kiffvh I’m all the way in!

What do you think…@ItsMattHarris @RamaVallury @RachelKimsey @phillipwilburn @coopvoiceover @MattHarbert @HundoPGames @shakyradunn @kiffvh How’s you enjoy @VampireDetroit Ep 5…..an episode you are in??

Episode 5 is up and the circle is now complete! Meet Aurora, a Tremere Initiate (We’ve seen a few times before it turns out) out for a night on the town that’s anything but! We also find out some reasoning behind all the summons of the Prince! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rec…

@AlmightyRay The Dark Knight: Almighty edition. Love it!

What an exciting time we are having! In the new Audio Drama series Justice League: Mortal #JLMortal I'll be donning the cowl as #Batman! Such an honor to join this great cast and I look forward to this great project coming into its own!!