fabian 🇭🇹

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

I heard people talking about Dark Souls at the gym

Being cheated on is painful, but discovering you were never truly loved is devastating.

Hate to break it to you, but any friendship/relationship where the other person has unconditional access to you and they're only accessible to you when they choose to be, is not healthy no matter what it seems like. You're just too giving and selfless to see it but that's toxic.

When you get no women so you just larp as asexual

I never hide it, you have to know there are options.

hyping your boy to approach a 10/10 at the bar knowing damn well the line you fed might get him slapped

Thank you DubNation!

When she made you lock off all your side tings to show you’re serious, now things have gone to shit and you got no Hoes 💀

EVERY WOMAN I TALK TO IS A WHORE

The moment you threaten to leave a man or end a relationship, make sure you say it once and back it up. Cos you’re never getting back the same man that once loved you.

when my friends ask for an update on the person I told them was my soulmate a week ago

Niggas when they find out they hoe goinnn😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

btch talkin bout it’s some everyday wit you, I kno btch jus wait til tomorrow

Mfs really be afraid of failure my nigga you're literally going to die

People sleep but after this shit bout to change bro. I work so hard on everything I do. I put my heart and soul into it all. No one knows what time it is, but starting this year, im tellin u shit bout to change for me. Remember this tweet.

Once you see this move from your boy at the bar —it’s time to get the crew out of there

@IranIntl @iraninarabic_ir hack Atlanta, Georgia

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