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They all tryna fly you out. Who you going with?

EXCLUSIVE: Pam Bondi begged Trump not to fire her during dramatic White House showdown as insider reveals his final straw

Former Steelers free-agent safety Kyle Dugger is signing a one-year deal with the Cincinnati Bengals, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

Gay kids read thousands of books about straight characters, yet they still grow up gay. But y'all are worried if your son, Billy, reads just one book where a penguin has two dads, he is going to wake up the next day and ask Brad to prom.

Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. The Falcons will pay Cousins $8.7 million this season, the Raiders another $1.3 million and Las Vegas also agreed to pay its new QB a fully-guaranteed $10 million roster bonus on the third day of the 2027 new league year. And maybe most notably, it also sets another new mark: this will be the 11th straight NFL season in which Cousins’ contract will be fully guaranteed.

The NBA MVP race is no longer Luka Vs Shai Vs Wemby... It's Luka Vs the NBA media...

Trump: We are going to hit them extremely hard over the next 2 to 3 weeks. We're going to bring them back to the stone ages where they belong.

Rep. Burchett says he can’t comment on former Rep. Matt Gaetz revealing he was briefed on an alien hybrid breeding program while in Congress “If they would release the things I’ve seen, you’d be up at night thinking about this stuff. I was briefed 2 weeks ago. It would’ve set the Earth on— This country would’ve come unglued if they would’ve heard what I heard. They would demand answers. Unfortunately it keeps getting covered up and the people that know are dying or disappearing. For the record, I’m not suicidal and I don’t take risks.” “I told the President: ‘Release it all.’”

SECRETARY RUBIO: Why are we in NATO? You have to ask that question. Why do we send trillions of dollars and have all of these American forces stationed in the region, if in our time of need, we won't be allowed to use those bases?

April Fool's! (C'mon, you KNEW it was!)

“To be MVP, You have to be great on both sides of the ball for 8 months - Rachel Nichols" — Allen Iverson (2001) — Steve Nash (2005, 2006) — Dirk Nowitzki (2007) — Steph Curry (2015, 2016) — James Harden (2018) — Nikola Jokic (2021, 2022, 2024) Since when was this a criteria 😭

Clipse - ‘Let God Sort Em Out’

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