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John Parnon

@JCParnon

Future first journalist in space. Senior Producer at Spectrum News 1 Wisconsin. Memes are not endorsements, even when they're hilarious.

Milwaukee, WI เข้าร่วม Eylül 2012
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it is SO ANNOYING to spend an hour on hold once a week to dispute a city of milwaukee parking ticket that was issued in error - guys please figure this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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housing right now is like starting a game of monopoly with ur cute lil $200 and then realizing everyone else has been playing this game for 58 years and owns every single property and u should probably just die
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@TheRealJay_Gee unfortunately that's just for day of photo ID reasons - can't get a provisional without valid registration
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lol jesus... really thought the whole landlord terror of being forced out in 30 days for a sale was over but I think this bro who kicked me out also just stole my vote... can't register unless you've lived somewhere for 28 days :(
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John Parnon@JCParnon·
you're jazzed as hell in the context of all in which you holy mackereled and what heck yes'd before you
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tony evers just gave the most tony evers introduction i've ever seen in my life
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I am once again begging the state of Wisconsin to have even one single law that protects tenants instead of landlords
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ARCHIVED - NASA Voyager
ARCHIVED - NASA Voyager@NASAVoyager·
Still here. 👋 And still more than 15 billion miles (24 billion km) away from Earth. It takes my team about 22.5 hours to send me a command and another 22.5 hours for my response to get back to them. That will continue to increase the further I travel into interstellar space. -V1
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aaaand right after complaining to my landlord about this happening, he threatened to evict me because I was home during a showing. I hate it here.
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hahaha fuck man, a guy in this last group came inside, stepped on the laundry I was CURRENTLY FOLDING, and when I politely asked him to move he ignored me. why are all these rich people like this????
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the worst part about my landlord selling my home that I live in, besides everything else, is having a nonstop parade of rich people busting in and talking about me like I'm also property right in front me
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calling @abbeytaylornews for a work question "sorry can't talk right now I've gotta get this kangaroo bye"
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I used to think all that stuff about hard work was BS, but man, finally after 12 years of experience, more than 6 promotions, a few emmys and a murrow, I'm finally making $10K less than my dad's first job out of college #journalism
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@Kait_Lately Don’t worry I’m breaking the cycle, if I ever have kids they’re gonna inherit so much debt they’ll never even have to think about working
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