John Parnon

it is SO ANNOYING to spend an hour on hold once a week to dispute a city of milwaukee parking ticket that was issued in error - guys please figure this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

housing right now is like starting a game of monopoly with ur cute lil $200 and then realizing everyone else has been playing this game for 58 years and owns every single property and u should probably just die

@MP02DC @TheRealJay_Gee

The scoreboard at AmFam is broken. PAGING @JCParnon

@TheRealJay_Gee omg how did i miss this lmao

@TheRealJay_Gee unfortunately that's just for day of photo ID reasons - can't get a provisional without valid registration

@JCParnon Can you vote on a conditional ballot?

lol jesus... really thought the whole landlord terror of being forced out in 30 days for a sale was over but I think this bro who kicked me out also just stole my vote... can't register unless you've lived somewhere for 28 days :(

because three people have now texted me about this, AP is out here doing the important work apnews.com/article/kamala…

you're jazzed as hell in the context of all in which you holy mackereled and what heck yes'd before you

tony evers just gave the most tony evers introduction i've ever seen in my life

@TheRealJay_Gee you think asphalt just fell out of a coconut tree?

@JCParnon Now he needs to fix the damn roads ;-)

I am once again begging the state of Wisconsin to have even one single law that protects tenants instead of landlords

Still here. 👋 And still more than 15 billion miles (24 billion km) away from Earth. It takes my team about 22.5 hours to send me a command and another 22.5 hours for my response to get back to them. That will continue to increase the further I travel into interstellar space. -V1

aaaand right after complaining to my landlord about this happening, he threatened to evict me because I was home during a showing. I hate it here.

hahaha fuck man, a guy in this last group came inside, stepped on the laundry I was CURRENTLY FOLDING, and when I politely asked him to move he ignored me. why are all these rich people like this????

the worst part about my landlord selling my home that I live in, besides everything else, is having a nonstop parade of rich people busting in and talking about me like I'm also property right in front me

@abbeytaylornews Dang he fast

@JCParnon The kangaroo in question

calling @abbeytaylornews for a work question "sorry can't talk right now I've gotta get this kangaroo bye"

@TheMovieMermaid But nothing else washes down the boot leather

@JCParnon Eat less avocado toast

I used to think all that stuff about hard work was BS, but man, finally after 12 years of experience, more than 6 promotions, a few emmys and a murrow, I'm finally making $10K less than my dad's first job out of college #journalism

@Kait_Lately Don’t worry I’m breaking the cycle, if I ever have kids they’re gonna inherit so much debt they’ll never even have to think about working