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Stfu and do what makes you happy.

This movie asks a question so American in nature it blew me away. Robert Pattinson and Zendaya are fantastic, great film

Sour candy left in my car for a week had the texture of muppet arms and the flavor of spiders

Ive been listening to how she says “yessss, Yesss” for a couple hours

Bam 83 wtf is going on????? I love the NBA😭

Me to one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen: “how long do you think it would take you to learn how to drive stick?” Her: “Your face is so asymmetrical” An unenthusiastic Benny Safdie in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer: “I’m Bowser Junior”

Been answering questions in stupider and stupider ways as of late like “What do you do for work?” “Not enough” “What do you like to do for fun?” “Too much, it’s getting scary” “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” “Probably the mirror or a pond”

Love when a fart’s smell acts as a trailer for how terrible of a shit I’m gonna have later #spoileralert

Why does every tech company want my data? It’s bad data, it literally sucks and you’re gonna hate it I promise you. No one likes my data, my computer and phone yell at me everyday bc the data they collect is so ass pls leave me alone

Iron Lung was a very fun watch, really loved the effects and sound design. Definitely going to try the game bc of it lmaooo

Put your phone on disturb me please I’m trying to reach you

This movie was sick, visually stunning I need to watch again

Being on Twitter is like willingly eating poison bc it tastes good every 49th bite and only kills you super slowly in a funny way

Said “idatakimasu” before eating a girl out chat am I cooked

Yeah Timothée Chalamet is the truth dude, MARTY SUPREME fucking rocks and I’m gonna watch everything he makes/stars in for the rest of my life. Not often you can see one of the greats entering their prime and know it. What a stressful fucking movie (complimentary in the best way)

Rage baiting on xmas eve by going to grocery stores and loudly saying “happy holidays” to every old white person I can find. It’s a classic and never fails

You are not a slytherin you are 31 years old plz stfu

Knight has been killing, Bishop gets a few laughs, Rook maybe a nosy exhale, but Pawn either has ppl stare in confusion until they get it or they become irrationally angry

I’ve heard it’s a great time to fly rn, got an insane deal too like $6 flight to NYC. They said I get to help out and try being an “airtraffic” controller, I’m a gamer so I can probably use it just fine🤣 #flyinghigh

What the fuck dude, rose byrne is a god

Baseball is so fucking cool, what other sport is like this