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@JezCorden It's too late for Microsoft. Even if they "fix" windows, it will quickly go back to slop.

Microsoft is basically making a Windows dream team to fix the OS. Really does feel like Satya has refocused the company on actual users rather than shareholders this year. 👏

@Kneon @newbiedm DnD isn’t back until they release a new non-woke Dark Sun. Until then it’s for theater kids only.

@newbiedm The money ran out. Simple.

I feel like #dnd is having an identity crisis. Now they are reaching out to Luke Gygax to work on a Greyhawk. But a few years ago they were ready to push out the old guard. I don't know. Something's going on.

@TauCetiGG Slop

First thoughts on Cryo Archive? Don't hold back.

@chadunderwood @zacbowden That’s illegal in Commiefornia

@zacbowden Now if an install can be finished without a MS account

BREAKING: Microsoft just announced several major changes to Windows 11 in an effort to win back user trust and evolve the platform into something people will actually want to use over macOS and Linux! It's a huge announcement that addresses Windows 11's biggest problems today, tackling core fundamental issues such as unreliable system performance, UX consistency, AI bloat and general enshittification. Microsoft has confirmed that this year, it WILL be reducing where ads and Copilot appear throughout the system, including in Start, Widgets, Notepad, Photos, and more! File Explorer and Windows Search will be upgraded with improved performance and capabilities that make finding apps and files much faster and easier. The OS will become lighter with less RAM and system utilization at idle, making it smoother to run on low end hardware with limited memory. These improvements will also benefit high-end PCs too. Windows Update will be improved with more granular controls and the ability to postpone updates for longer, along with reducing how often the OS needs to restart to install an update. Microsoft has also confirmed that it's bringing back fan favourite features such as the ability to move the Taskbar! It's also working to update more areas of the system shell with modern WinUI designs, which should make Windows 11 feel more coherent and complete. There's much more in the announcement, and it honestly all sounds too good to be true. Microsoft really is listening to feedback, and is eager to make Windows the BEST desktop OS on the market. More details including when these changes will arrive in the link! windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…

@TheMG3D I love it!

You don’t hate AI enough.

@ARCRaidersGame Robocop skin confirmed!

ARC adapt, so do we 🛠️💥⚡ 31.03.26

@UpdatingOnRome @FilmUpdates

@FilmUpdates We aren’t actually ready for how terrible this is going to be

Greta Gerwig on her upcoming ‘NARNIA’ film: “It was the book of my childhood. It was the book series that I loved, and I lived through, and I spent so much time imagining myself inside of Narnia… It’s been a joy and an honor to be the person who gets to imagine this universe.”

@MetamateDaz Cup o Ramen still exists. Still cheap.

we're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every rundown studio apartment is $1500, every fast food meal is $20, every luxury condo has razor thin walls, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

Can we stop with this bullshit already?

@IceSolst Is @garrytan still in the country or has he fled?

@LuizaJarovsky I do

Nobody wants to read AI-generated books.

Good lord the amount of layoffs I've seen in the gaming biz last while is insane.

Should I change my profile picture to this? LOL!

@TDiggums1 @BlackDumpling

@BlackDumpling youtu.be/7GhaqHL8GOk?si… This actually happened

GAMERGATE: Because yes, we really were portrayed like this. Constantly. Through all of mass media.

@MarathonTheGame Slopathon

Access granted. You have found your way to the Marathon. The ice around Cryo Archive cracks and groans. It seems nothing can stop you from getting in. It will be interesting to see if you can get out. 10 AM PT, March 20, 2026

@djredstone68 @TukiFromKL It will

@TukiFromKL I hope everyone out there buying into this makes enough money on NVDA stock to carry them for what remains of their lives after AI makes them jobless....

🚨 Let me tell you why this Goldman Sachs headline is the most dangerous one you'll read today.. Companies spent $450 billion on AI last year.. fired tens of thousands of people to "restructure around AI".. replaced entire departments with chatbots.. And Goldman Sachs just said it contributed basically zero to economic growth.. so where did the money go? > It went to Nvidia.. $130 billion in GPU sales.. Jensen is the only man on earth who got rich from AI that hasn't produced anything yet.. > It went to stock buybacks.. companies fired people, cut costs, reported "record profits" and bought back their own shares.. the money went UP not OUT.. Jesus! > It went to a bubble.. the same way crypto money went to Lamborghinis and not infrastructure.. AI money is going to valuations and not productivity.. here's the part that should terrify you.. They already fired the people.. Atlassian 1,600.. Meta 21,000.. Block 40%.. Amazon warehouses.. the jobs are already gone.. But the growth didn't come.. the productivity didn't come.. the revenue didn't come.. they burned the village to build a city that doesn't exist yet.. and Goldman Sachs just looked at the empty lot and said "there's nothing here"

@Bmaruwa02 @DiscussingFilm @JimmyKimmelLive @grok Red Batman

@DiscussingFilm @JimmyKimmelLive @grok Which of them is more powerful?

Charlie Cox says Daredevil will not appear in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. "If I was in the movie, I would also say no but I'm not in the movie... I could be lying, but I'm not" (Source: @JimmyKimmelLive)

@KryDotExe Ok, even I think that is insane.

Shoutout to this person in particular for saying the most insane shit last year about Marathon

@HoegLaw I just like how this is opening everyones eyes that they have always been grifter frauds.

Digital Foundry's judgment is having a tough week.

@Alex_TheAnalyst Most people are NPCs. We already knew this.

I'm going to call this right now. We are going to have a large population with absolutely no critical thinking skills if they blindly trust AI for everything. We have all already seen it. They don't validate outputs. They don't really understand anything. They just ask questions, it looks good, and they go with it. There are going to be huge issues in every company as this continues over the years. The amount of technical debt and knowledge gaps are going to be insane. So much opportunity if you actually know what you're doing.