Jacob Michaelson

Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

@IFAIndTech But then you leave, and once you leave you remember what you originally went in there for…

Anybody else ever go into a hardware store after something but once you get inside you forget what you're after? Asking for a friend.....

🚨 STATE CHAMPION 🚨 IF-A’s Jaden Damiano wins the Class 3A 400 hurdles in 53.74 Won it going away. Second place time was 54.43. Congrats Jaden! #iahstrk

The commentators came dressed to impress #IFACadetPride

@BeaubienJase @teahmiller13 Eüph0ria

Iowa Falls is in great hands today! Proud of him!

@JVanHove_IFA Best popcorn maker this side of the Mississippi

These rockstar NHS members are awesome concession stand workers! We think we could win a competition on concession stand efficiency! 😂 #IFACadetPride 💛🖤♥️

The real problem with hunting elephants…carrying all the decoys.

That’s it... We must ban “Frosty the Snowman” because it is so offensive. I mean... he hangs out with children wearing no pants, smokes a pipe, and his eyes are totally made from coal which is horrible for the environment.

”The greatest thing about Twitter, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

Iowa's Top Kickers in 2022 iowapreps.rivals.com/news/iowa-s-to… @DawsonBraden1 @diegoleon__ @emanuellmorreno @ioro_ @jacob_ryan_27 @jaworski_calvin

I am excited to announce Kevin Seidl @IFAIndTech was chosen for @CFPExtraYard award for his many years of service to our students in athletics and in the classroom! The award will be presented prior to the varsity game Friday. #IFACadetPride #ExtraYardGameBall #ThisIsHSFootball

@BeaubienJase Did you try plugging it into a different outlet

I’m excited to say I’ve received an offer to play for @coachmmmcc and Northwestern Football! I can’t wait to make a game this fall!

@BeaubienJase Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

“Be on in 5” – the biggest lie ever told

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

Ammo Sales SURGE 139% That's a lot of freedom seeds.🇺🇸

of course I still love you