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@tepeche_alt I know what you are 🥸

Every other white guy is trying stand-up, but I’m trying to STAND UP for women ✊ (did I mention I’m 6’1 😏)

I’m asking the real questions tonight

Is it better to have fuck around and found out, Than never to have fuck at all…?

An idea for a Soap Of The Day post was recently revealed to me in a dream! Just like biblical figures find out about their future through angels or God appearing in their dreams. I... might be the chosen one. My funnies come from God. If you don't Like&Retwet you'll go to hell

Witness the ultimate power

draw your otp like this idfk

@tepeche_alt White🫵

@tepeche_alt Let’s go. I love traps!

I love the idea of a bald cap because I’m interested in scalping myself.

@tepeche_alt A modern Druid

ok well i was only 21 when i made me after eating cereal

I just knock the lamp on my desk over and towards my face and I thought the rapture was starting

Max’s mom

@bugsnboners @nocontextmemes Never was

@nocontextmemes no

@samato_soup @bugsnboners Published lol

@Jake87136243 @bugsnboners archiveofourown.org/works/35071672…

me after i get jaw surgery to look like mandrake from Epic

@tepeche_alt Dude genuinely so excited

@samato_soup @bugsnboners I have to read it, pls send it to meee

@bugsnboners How do you feel knowing one of my roommates has an ongoing epic fanfic

@tepeche_alt @samato_soup Fuck, get married already. Shit

@samato_soup @tepeche_alt Reading that I feel like I’m intruding on an intimate moment

@tepeche_alt Stop why is this romantic