Jake

Not bad for a Tuesday 🖤 Never thought I’d be writing this caption but here we are @krissyhales_ you absolute legend, thank you for changing my life. Crypto investment did what it did and now this beauty is sitting on my drive. Still pinching myself 😭 Grateful beyond words ✨

Can’t wait!

Quite a few requests

👀 @jxkemc_

@terancio_tezza 👀

@JakeMC_ @jxkemc_ 👀

@lightfoot90 I have a feeling this next one will be just as chaotic maybe even more

@JakeMC_ Always love your end of year ones

I really should get back into making pop culture videos at some point

@WMcHBg It’s been long enough. The last one was 2025.avi

“thank god it’s the weekend” me saturday and sunday :

@Ratatwinkie Glad you are now onwards and upwards after all of that stress!!!

😎🪩

@terancio_tezza And rightly so!!! 😼

@JakeMC_ i gave a follow back out of kindness and i will give you an unfollow back out of pettiness 😤

people who randomly follow you on instagram to gain more followers and then unfollow you for their ratio… you’re not that cute, and your hair’s uneven, you look dusty

@danielnadine What an album

Still absolutely fucking obsessed with Confessions II

Think I might do more trips to London ✨

@alank264 So funny!

@JakeMC_ Love Alex Polizzi

Were G.R.L really working on a reunion? 😢

@GirlsAloud Pop perfection ✨

So full of twilight, dreams that glitter ✨

@mademetoxic Agreed

Sugababes should’ve used Shook’s first year anniversary to announce the studio version of Modern Love but that would mean they actually have to talk to us and explain delays 💀

My last three albums?!…