Jennifer 💃🏻

@WhoresofYore End of day, we all have "whored" something. All stored in Bag of Regrets. To paraphrase Dickens, let your chains go.

@progrocksongs Hands down; Yessongs

Which progressive rock album do you think you’ve listened to the most over the years?

@HappyMotorhead Yes

Would you east Sausage and Buscuits? Yes or No?

@lippyent I even used to work there

Ever been? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Replacement parts arrived. Now I can my walker running.

@ATRightMovies Blue Murder

HOL UP SHHHHHHH. I want all of you to BE QUIET. IF 👏🏾YOU 👏🏾DONT 👏🏾WANT 👏🏾REPUBLICANS 👏🏾GOVERNING 👏🏾THEN 👏🏾YOU 👏🏾HAVE 👏🏾TO 👏🏾VOTE 👏🏾FOR 👏🏾DEMOCRATS. This country operates under a TWO party system. If you want better LIBERAL policies you have to stop GOP governing.

@chefsevenn Salsa

Ketchup is not an option, what else are you adding here?

@_we_love_food Key lime

Pecan or Key Lime?

@RockNRoLL_85 If it weren’t for Time, there wouldn’t be Comfortably Numb.

Time or Comfortably Numb?

@F0ODHub Salsa!

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on your eggs?

@manuukenya @GraniteDhuine

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

@Romy_Holland As I told my sister in a similar situation: “Don’t be a heroine, take the heroin.”

talked to a pregnant friend who’s very into “natural” everything and is giving birth at a birth center without the option of an epidural. she asked me about my birth and i was like “are you sure you wanna hear this?” and she said yes, so i told her everything. when i got to the part about the pain of crowning i was like “jeez maybe i really shouldn’t be telling you this” and she was like “well it’s too late now” and then after a long pause she said with great uncertainty “well that was your birth, but my birth probably won’t hurt.” i have seen the natural birth content that insists that birth isn’t painful, it’s just an “intense sensation.” semantics aside, i think it’s horrible that there are so many women plainly being lied to, who are then making uninformed decisions about how to give birth.

@WHATSFORDlNNER Salsa

What's missing? 🤔

@chefsevenn A nap

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@honeymoon250 100 for me

Mine was only 30 Points, What's Yours?

Two black holes walk into a bar. This joke never gets old.

@FoodPleaser Salsa

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on your eggs?

@UnleashedG23066 Visionary

Robert Fripp – cerebral visionary or too far in his own universe?

@Geniustechw Marriage

Main reason? 🤔

@lippyent Tomato soup

Hmm 😒 🤔 ?¿