Weenie Hut Jr🌭

“You’re going to die an old lady with great skin.”

AND JOHNATHAN GET YO FUCKING ASS IN HERE AND MANAGE SOME FUCKING SHIT

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

I miss when goon meant low level mafia thug

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

Pets are such lifesavers. Sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

NOW IM STUCK ON THE SHOULDER & NOT EVEN HALF WAY TO HOME

post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

@its_khumo It agitates the dirt so it gets mad and just leaves

@diegohead_ he's right there, see. I put a shroud over his body you were sapost to watch the body I did oh really yes show me the body ok I will (pulls shroud off, panics and taps around, comes to realizing) the body's gone oh IS IT

- ¿Drake? - ¿Qué? - ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

I don’t like when my 2 main friends don’t respond to me. Bc wtf are u doing 😭😭😭💀💀💀

am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

do you ever get secondhand happiness? like someone is happy so you’re happy because they’re happy

They got @SwaeLee on the radio. Charla asked why did u tweet "do not vote for Kamala"? He say he was googling and didn't agree with her policies. "What policies?" Couldn't name not one. And that's how dumb niggas be.

I’m used to leaving u alone

scotty w/da bitch ass baby daddy is what the show should be called

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

I know God be up there like “wow I didn’t say anything like that at all” lol