Jason Carr

Summer Fridays hit different. ☀️ 📸: IG/withvictoriakelley

No one asked but the intensity with which I despise those Liberty Mutual pop-up ads and tv commercials borders on unhealthy. They could offer to insure me for half of what I currently pay and I’d tell where they can stick Doug, the emu, the talking baby and the melting wax guy.

Midweek dinner plans? Solved. 🍕 Whether it's your first slice or your third night in a row, nothing hits like our Supreme. Reply if Motor City Pizza is making an appearance on your dinner table this week! #DareToBeSquare #MotorCityPizza 📸: IG/detroitpizzaclub

Not sure who needs to hear this but rewatching ‘The Larry Sanders Show’ reveals: 1) Still one of the all-time funniest 2) treasure trove of 90s pop culture

Them: how can you watch televised golf non-stop for hours? Me: it’s literally the only sport where you can hear the crowd roar live over something you aren’t seeing (but are about to see). Imagine watching baseball but there’s 17 other stadiums right next door. #themasters

Wouldn’t you like to meet the genius retail executives who— once they decided to make us all use self-checkout— said: “let’s give our valued customers zero counter space to bag what they buy so they look like fumbling idiots.” But hey profits right, @kroger and @HomeDepot ?

@MotoCityPizzaCo That’s a hard no lol

Some folks love to load up their Motor City Pizza with extra toppings—pepperoni, jalapeños, even pineapple. But what about broccoli on our pizza or Five Cheese Bread? 🤔 Are you in or hard pass? Sound off below! ⬇️ #DareToBeSquare #MotorCityPizza 📸: IG/bossblue.eats

So there was just an E*Trade commercial during March madness encouraging regular folks to invest. Remember: the Wall St. finance bros need *someone* to buy their stocks high so they can take profits and go away, leaving you holding the bag. Don’t be the someone they need.

A cozy Friday night in with Motor City Pizza > absolutely everything else. #BestPizzaEver #FreezerFinds

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Supreme and stacked—Motor City Pizza’s got all the goods. 🍕🔥 What’s your ride-or-die topping on a supreme pizza? Drop it in the comments! 👇 📸: IG/meag.a.bites

You have to try Fahem Steakhouse on Ford Rd. in #DearbornHeights - 10/10🔥

Lots of closeups of switches being flipped on/off in the return episode of #Severance 👀 hmmmm

@timfris No argument here on flood insurance if we are splitting hairs

@JasonCarrTV Sure helped my in-laws when their house flooded when it they were out of town. They would have never recovered. Best $100 a month they ever spent.

You realize that the insurance industry is legalized larceny, right? And you’re forced to have it for mortgages and car loans. And do you know who pays for all those ads like the emu and the gecko and Jake? You do, with higher premiums.

@spielman54 Not looking for likes. You can pay premiums to the insurer for decades and the second you get a ticket or submit a claim, they raise your rate — conveniently ignoring that you’ve paid them thousands over 20+years with no dings. My advice would be to shop them regularly & switch

@JasonCarrTV Little short sided, but taking shots at insurance will get you likes. Insurance plain and simple protection against an adverse outcome people hate paying the premiums until they need the insurance then it's the best thing they ever did

@MWags43 Mind-blowing amazing by season 1 finale. Highly recommend. I hear you on Shrinking and Landman

@JasonCarrTV Good? Watching Shrinking and Landman on Paramount is pretty good as well

Anyone else excited for the return of Severance on Apple TV? #Severance

🎄🍕 Grateful to be a part of your holiday table! Motor City Pizza makes every gathering a little more special. Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with love, laughter, and great pizza! 🎁✨

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