Jay Huh

@Kj_Sauer09 @jordy_johnson16 Can’t say no to a good blumpkin especially after some concession nachos

@Jay87Huh @jordy_johnson16 Big blumpkin guy eh Jay?

Holy fuck this Delano team is a snooze fest. Trying to get @jordy_johnson16 mom to give me a blumpkin the bathrooms maybe a few more drinks will do it.

Time to get an order of nose nachos and find a vulnerable black chick. #fuckmnhockeydog #asianpower

@KarlWestHockey No problem, just got a big insurance check for these fake penis enlargement that gave me kidney cancer. Let’s rally.

Just got kicked out of Tom Reid’s. Everyone is so soft nowadays thanks Tim Walz. Mr Muck your bitch @Jay87Huh picked up the tab ferda. What a fucking legend #asianinvasion #guyfucks

@DaveSpeedo67 @Jjmccarthy9QB Shit was different with my boy Jeff around 😂 me and him used to go crazy on the pizza and grape soda #underagepizzas

@MNHockeyDog come to 222 and you will end.

@Jjmccarthy9QB Damn right, can’t even look at that little fucker after that shit show Saturday. Bank accounts looking light after all the beers, bag, and hookers might have to head to the mystic baccarat room and work some magic.

heard @Jay87Huh is bagging some blonds at sals right now. anything is better than being at home with landon and having to look at your lesbian wife. fuck maybe you will take one of those blondes home to show her to take a hike and leave forever #blondes #melons #snow

Fucking shit the Israeli skippers must be using their apaic fund to pay these refs. Might as well put the Star of David in the middle of these jersey. Jordy “Jew” Johnson. ✡️ @jordy_johnson16

@jordy_johnson16 your a bitch. I was shagging your fatass mom last night all up in her clam. I think that slut gave me herpes cause my piss burns like crazy.

Holy shit this blond chick at sals has got the biggest rack I’ve ever seen. Give me some pick-up lines so I can get her in my pants and motorboat those melons

@jordy_johnson16 @KarlWestHockey @karl_south1 @RammerHockey @RobMcDick Your way behind I’ve been at sals since they opened. Already 14 deep and ripped and 8ball in the bathroom. Walked over from Ceder Riverside after spending the night with a Somalian hooker. She was a soft 3 but had a huge rack.

What’s up boys!!! It’s gameday. Me and the boys are already downtown bar hopping. We’ll prob head over to the U at like 2. If anyone wants my autograph just hmu. I’ll be with a couple of birds tho so just have some patience. @KarlWestHockey @karl_south1 @RammerHockey @RobMcDick

Where can I find some slutty milfs that will put out for a few bumps near me?

@drewshermy your a disgrace to the game. Lucky my kid wasn’t on the ice or he would chinned you dirty fucker. I’ll be doing lines off your mom’s rack at the next game.

@jordy_johnson16 Watch out I might be getting a blumpkin from your mom in the sals bathroom. She’ll do anything a bump if you catch my drift

Yo what’s up senders. who’s trying to rip Sals or the Kollege Klub before and after the game tomorrow night? Me and jerds already ordered a keg along with 2 smokeshows from Kappa. We’ll prob be hitting lines too.

@jordy_johnson16 your a piece of shit

Still fucking hung from that game on Saturday. Went on a 3 day bag bender after the loss and had to call in work and say my dog got run over. Fuck you Chan student section you guys a bunch of pussies. Landon carried this sorry ass team while fatass steinhoff was jerking around.

Let’s get fucking rowdy. All shako parents come to braemer bathrooms to rip lines and k. I’m trying to get wasted and find my way to a soft 5 blondes bed.

Just woke up after a fucking bender last night. Anyone know where my wallet is? Last thing I remember is buying some blonde chick a drink at Sals

@carsonzynhoff27 @Landon33Huh Shut up you fat fuck. I was 12 beers and 3 bumps of snow deep and I could still your rolls sticking out. Hop on a treadmill sometime fatass

Snuck my phone in the box. FUCK. If they score I’m done the rest of the game and @Landon33Huh will play the rest of the game. Shits over