Kalton Dincaid

There are few things I miss more than Gatorade when I go to Europe

Blacked out in London last night. Went to the casino near my flight and won a thousand pounds. I’m the man

Through TSA in 25 minutes. Cracking jokes with ICE agents. These guys are alright

This shit doesn’t even say popular mean guy or bully. Bro was just popular 🤣🤣

@smokeymcburnn You’ll never know until you try

I wonder if she likes white boys in an entry-level tech sales role

If your boy question marks a questionable text you send in the gc for laughs. That is not your boy and you should probably never speak to him again

It’s so slept on king Tommen is such a pussy it’s wild

Banging a girl while thinking deeply of your ex. Not a great feeling let me tell you

Anytime you want to get something easily at a convenience store or wherever and need to press a button before. It’s not because of white people

Snapchat memories are the worst thing to exist. At my desk and I feel like shit because 4 years ago me and my best friends were in college rolling at a concert

Yea you’re hungover, but are you 110 dollar uber back to Jersey to help move your grandmas furniture hungover ?? I didn’t think so

Can Instagram stop suggesting me chicks that have boyfriends I feel like Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems

Jacob Elordi in euphoria would’ve never been playin fucking quarterback that mfer is a tight end brother

@LamonsoffsCaddy I had a major hiatus but the burnerverse was calling to me like the goblin mask

@Jeffsteeleflex1 Kalton is so back

I have my exs birthday circled on the calendar like Ohio state does with Michigan

Oscars discourse has proved to me none of these people could handle being sports fans. MVP season is a whole different animal and these morons wouldn’t know what to do

@Daseanmust79 Some men drown while others die of thirst

met at the bar one time

They’re dragging Chalamet live on stage for saying the Ballet is dying but boo’d Ricky Gervais for calling Jeffrey Epstein a pedophile by the way

Sunday scaries? Yea let’s read old texts with your ex that should make things better

JFK Jr. lookalike contest video popped up on my feed. Do any of these people know what the guy looked like? Shits just embarassing