Jen Walters (Parody)

"KEVIN ain't lying. Self-aware smartass & breaker of the 4th wall so I know I'm a MCU character being RPed. That said. Hi. I'm Jen Walters, Esq. GLK&H Superhuman Law Division. Also the Reluctant She-Hulk." MV/MS. MDNI. RT! Thx. See next tweet for starter requests.

"I've created a monster."

"What. the. fuck."

"Ummm...."

"You're right. Only if a female is involved. I need to amend that."

Jennifer stared down at her. "You're...quite a thorough little bean, aren't you? If not a bit...well, twitchy?"

"I wasn't meddling. Just listening. And why do we need to talk about Mr. Denial?"

"Yeah, there. I said it. Murdock flirts his way through discovery and cross. Boom. Mic drop."

"I think my argument skills say it all. Murdock just flirts his way through discovery and cross."

"That seems that was a heavy lift to convince you." She blinked.

"Is this after the sun was getting real low?" She blinked. Maybe she's not supposed to know about that? Ahh. Well. She can always blame that on Thor telling her.

"Technically I think that Ellis Island did that for his family."

"Can brooding sex appeal incinerate panties? This is tonight's topic of discussion."

"Downside: Dr. Barbie. Upside: Murdock on the move in boxers. Conventional wisdom says...↔️"

🎵🎵But I keep comin' back (Oh no) like a revolvin' door (Yeah)/ Say I couldn't want you less, but I just want you more/ But I keep comin' back (Oh no) like a revolvin' door (Yeah)/ Say I couldn't want you less, but I just want you more.🎵🎵

"Well, Frank is many things but I think I'd bet money he is not a DnD player."

"Me?"

It took a minute but Jen eventually stirred as she sat up. "...Matt?"

"There are so many things wrong with that statement. I'm not sure where to start."