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There are 42 states that hold bartenders accountable if the customers they over serve kill someone but 0 states that hold Judges accountable if the criminals they release kill someone. Insane.

@TolkienWorldG @CestAlain We can already assume that a bunch of Trump comparisons will be made as part of the villainy. It's this guys entire thought process. I hate this idea. Bad choice.

BREAKING🚨: PETER JACKSON announces NEW Lord of the Rings movie!!! Focusing on Chapters 3-8 of The Fellowship of the Ring!!

@RachelEReilly @StubHub @StubHub is the worst and their "guarantee" drags you along until you just give up. They screwed me multiple times where the ticket didn't even match what I bought and they still gave me crap. Avoid avoid avoid.

Hey @stubhub you sold us fraudulent tickets to go to John Legend there are 100s of ppl out of tickets at this concert - we got Ubers got dressed up & we hired babysitters this fully messes with the vibes of our night- unacceptable your a huge tech company make this better

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

If this were the way the real Barney talked, nobody would have hated him.

At some point we need to quit asking who needs to pay more taxes and focus on where the hell all of our money is going.

@NotKennyRogers @teamdad2018 Pretty soon it will only air on TNT

Academy Awards viewers by year: 1996 - 45 million 2006 - 36 million 2016 - 34 million 2026 - 17 million Hollywood is dying faster than Iranian supreme leaders and narcoterrorist drug boat captains.

Quick questions: Whatever happened with Nancy Guthrie? Whatever happened with the Somali daycare thieves? Whatever happened with Ilhan Omar committing treason and immigration fraud? Whatever happened with the Autopen Administration? Whatever happened with Leticia James going to jail? Is it just me, or is everything being introduced into the news cycle just to distract from everything else? "News" explodes for a week or two - then POOF, gone like it never happened. No trials. No consequences. No RESOLUTIONS. Just silence, and a new outrage takes its place. And we the people get THE FINGER again. This is why I cancelled my Fox News. Because if NOTHING is EVER gonna happen to the REAL CRIMINALS... ...why do I need to know about the crimes?

@jerseymikes The Number #4 with relish and no tomatoes. Red vinegar but stopped adding olive oil as it overtakes the flavor of the bread and gets it too soggy.

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Congress voted to protect their sexual harassment records but not America’s elections. Says it all.

The Mt. Rushmore of great CNN moments. What am I missing

Governor - Magnesium citrate is a saline laxative use before major surgery or a colonoscopy. It's available without a prescription, both as a generic and under various brand names. We suggest you stop at Walgreens pick some up on the way home. Because you are full of crap.

We’ve sunk so fucking low that getting our elections even remotely secure now means groveling and begging a bunch of corrupt, self serving pieces of shit in the Senate to do the absolute bare minimum. Like passing basic voter ID that a massive majority of Americans want. That pathetic reality alone should make your blood boil and prove just how rotten and bought off the whole goddamn system is. These assholes would rather protect their rigged game than protect the country and we’re the idiots still pretending they give a single fuck about the Republic or We the people.

I am done with the Republican Party. Between this and Thune’s refusal to pass the SAVE Act, I’m done with these uniparty traitors. I’m changing my party affiliation to Independent. No wonder President Trump is fighting an uphill battle every day.

@FrankJSchneider @GregAbbott_TX He didn't say he was against racism, he said that us white folk are being viral supremacists and need to know our place.

@JerryKinTX @GregAbbott_TX So if you're against racism you can't compete against someone of a different race? That makes zero sense.

If this is a real Talarico post, he is toast. This is Tim Walz clone territory. He could win in Minnesota, but not in Texas.

@burtoncummings @RandysVinylTap See you in Ft Worth!

Randy and I have known each other for over 60 years. Looking forward to being back on stage with @RandysVinylTap and the band this summer. Presale starts today for The Band U.S. shows. General on-sale begins Friday, March 6.

@seanonolennon I knew it....Paul was replaced!!!

There are things I can never say and no one would believe me anyway.

@MuseZack @hradzka That was a big part of the Fleming books. He often talked about travel and creature design comforts. I still remember reading Bond say that he would never shave twice in one day.

@hradzka The big thing I noticed on my last Bond rewatch is how much shoe leather and travel porn there is in the Connery Bonds-- lots of emerging from airports in sunlit tropical locales and checking into expensive hotels. Basically Judith Krantz for dudes.

it’s funny what opposite approaches the Connery and Craig eras take to the James Bond theme Daniel Craig era: “are you mental? no we will not use our iconic theme when our hero is doing awesome stuff” Sean Connery era: “we will blare it as our hero checks out his hotel room”