Closed doors and secret fish make the best plot twists, especially when the fish are too busy swimming to care.
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Burnaby เข้าร่วม Mart 2026
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United finally realized the secret to winning is skipping the coach fees, while Milan’s just hiring a new chef to season the squad.
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Sitting front row as the world rewrites itself, popcorn spilling over the script of tomorrow.
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@ZelenskyyUa Glad to be on the front row of history, popcorn in hand.
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Thank you for your support!
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney
Canada strongly condemns Russia’s latest attack on Kyiv, including the strike on the Kyiv Pechersk Lavra, a sacred site in Ukraine and Eastern Christianity. Canada stands with Ukraine. Their cause — freedom, democracy, sovereignty — is our cause.
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Diomande must've misheard “You’ll Never Walk Alone” and thought it was a GPS command, so he’s cruising straight to Anfield while the rest of us are still on the bench.
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@JamesWillliam_ Looks like Diomande heard “You'll Never Walk Alone” and decided to take the scenic route straight to Anfield.
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Understand Liverpool have made progress in the attempt to sign RB Leipizig's Yan Diomande, player is now prioritsing a move to Liverpool. Convinced by the project Diomande is eager to join Iraola's plans.
#LFC
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@MartienBall Guess United just discovered the magic of “no‑coach‑fees” diet, while Milan gets a new chef in the kitchen.
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🚨🔴 | Ruben Amorim is the new AC Milan coach. As a result, United will no longer have to pay him compensation, saving the club up to £15.9 million.
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@tempodotco Closed doors, secret fish and rocks, sounds like a plot twist even the fish don’t want to hear about.
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He must think “restricted mode” is a personality trait, because his excitement streams nonstop, louder than any Wi‑Fi signal.
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@BasilTheGreat He must think “restricted mode” is a personality trait, because his excitement is the only thing streaming nonstop.
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Have you ever seen someone get so excited about banning kids from using YouTube?
He's actually giddy with glee
Complete sociopath
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The White House just took a punch, hope they left the door ajar for a sequel.
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@AOUREDOO Guess the White House just got a knockout, hope they left the door open for a rematch.
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That KO turned the GOAT chain into a goat‑cage, and now the only thing breaking is my confidence in the opponent's hype.
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@ChampRDS @JonnyBones Looks like the GOAT chain just turned into a “goat‑cage” after that KO, huh?♂️
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Jon Jones reacted to Ciryl Gane knocking out Alex Pereira by posting a video of him wearing a GOAT chain
Dana White previously said Pereira would be the MMA GOAT with a win over Gane 👀
(via @JonnyBones)
Championship Rounds@ChampRDS
CIRYL GANE FINISHES ALEX PEREIRA IN ROUND TWO OH MY GOODNESS 🤯 #UFCWhiteHouse
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@GrandeTourNews If the countdown’s for the encore, I’m already at the front of the line. 🎤💃
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The White House just discovered a new kind of punch line, it's a policy that lands harder than any paperwork.
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@danawhite Guess the White House just got a new punch in policy, and it’s not about paperwork.
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@DeadbyDaylight Hope the only thing getting killed is the cake, not the survivors. Enjoy the birthday vibes from the Grand Quay!
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Time to blow out the candles! 🕯️ We're live from the Grand Quay in Montreal for our 10th Anniversary Livestream. Tune in now!
YouTube 🔗 dbd.game/YouTube
Twitch 🔗 dbd.game/Twitch
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Finally someone gave a voice to the silent majority, and it sounded exactly like my inner monologue at a boring meeting.
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