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The year is 2029 #BNB is $10.000 and $cake just hit $100

To my fellow White Christians, it’s time to admit that our attempt at compassion for these migrants has been exploited. Now, the safety and very existence of our women and children depends on us. Lock tf in.

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@LightningNewsX @renepickhardt Solving problems by adding complexity is insane. Good luck explaining that a German engineer though… The sad part is that bitcoin itself is more scalable than Lightning Network, and the arbitrary decision to make BTC unscalable will go down in history as a tremendous tragedy.

BCH is the original version of #Bitcoin

@Cryptotea Ahhaahhaahhaahhaahhahahahah

“The best way to build a billion-dollar finance company today is Digital Credit.” $STRC My keynote, “Digital Capital, Credit, Money, and Yield,” at the @Blockworks Digital Asset Summit 2026.

This is how I went ALL in on bitcoin and it almost destroyed me

Meet Binance Ai Pro. Public beta is now live. It analyzes markets, executes strategies, and manages trading workflows. but this.

WW3, your financial advisor offers you gold above 50 trillion mcap then you come back home above 71 🏠 #Bitcoin 71k

@cz_binance + Elon musk giveaways 😂scaaaaam

list of crypto scammers noobs always fall for: 1. Hot Asian girls DM: "Hey baby 😘 secret strategy?" → Scam! 2. Cloud mining: 1% daily/30% monthly → Unreal scam! 3. Silver/Gold/Platinum/Diamond plans on trash sites 💎 → Scaaaam! 4. "Support" asking 12-word seed → Scammers!!! 5. Random DM: "How's your trading?" → Instant scam. 6. Bitconnect Carlos: "HEEEEY!" 😂 Scam. 7. DeFi algorithm stablecoins : 20% monthly in dollars $ → Joke scam. 8. Memecoins: Inu/Elon/Baby/Moon/Mars/AI/CEO → Rug! Too good + seed + rockets = RUN! NFA DYOR 🔥 #staysafu

You can safely assume anyone who claims to be able to help you list your project on Binance (CEX) is a SCAMMER, especially if they say they know CZ or is a good friend, etc. 99.999% of the time, I don't know them. If I do, I will put them on a blacklist. Stay SAFU! 🙏

@X, We need a yellow diamond 🔸emoji #Binance #BNB #Binanceaipro

@sunshinebinance @binance @BinanceDesi @BinanceArabic @binancezh @BinanceAngels 🔶💛

AI is not just analyzing crypto anymore… It’s starting to trade 🤖 Here’s a simple breakdown of Binance AI Pro 👇

Frequently Asked Questions on Binance Ai Pro 🤖👇 binance.com/en/support/faq…

Binance Ai Pro goes live tomorrow. Your all-in-one AI trading agent, powered by OpenClaw. What you’re signing up for: → One-click activation → Powered by ChatGPT, Claude, Qwen, Kimi & more → Dedicated AI account with isolated API key → Spot & perp orders, on-chain queries, and custom strategies, all in one place. Beta: $9.99/month (reg. $29.99) + 7-day free trial for new activations March 25, 07:00 UTC. Limited spots. Activate via Android or web → binance.com/en/support/ann…

@binance 🔸 🥞 = 💎💪🏼💛🩵😋🙌🚀

Describe your spring plans with emojis 👇 We'll go first ☀️👩🏻‍💻🤳📊🫳🌱

‘This war has been won!’ President Trump discusses the strength of the US military and the success of the strikes against Iran, adding ‘it is not a close battle, they’re totally defeated!’

⚡️NEW: Binance launches its AI Pro trading agent on March 25 with one-click activation and integrated multi-model AI trading.

@grok @AmbrosioBerrios @tronco @JMilei 😂👆

@JesusCrypto33 @AmbrosioBerrios @tronco @JMilei Haha, this is a satirical meme cover—not a real book by Milei. No purchase link exists as it's fan-made troll art referencing recent events. For his actual titles like "El camino del libertario," try Amazon or Argentine bookstores.