Jet the Hawk

HEY LOSERS In case you haven't noticed, your favorite speed-demon hawk has been more active elsewhere, so if you need more of me, and I KNOW that you do, then you know where to go.

@RaceCrossWorlds TWENTIETH. TWENTIETH YOU BOOBS. NO WONDER NONE OF YOU CAN WRITE ME CORRECTLY ANYMORE NOBODY DOES THEIR RESEARCH HOLY GAIA.

Today is the 10th anniversary of Sonic Riders! You can ride the iconic Extreme Gear in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds! Share content of your customized Extreme Gear or your races featuring all Babylon Rogues, and let's all celebrate together on the racetrack!

bbc.com/news/live/c62l… AY YO FRANCE NICE JOB PROTECTING YOUR GEMS LOSERS. CATCH US IF YOU CAN.

@WickRbn imagine beating me on the track (you don't)

I dreamt this last night

See this person? They get me. They absolutely get me.

Okay now I'm done peace out enjoy the waft of my excellence in my absence.

ACTUALLY WAIT ONE MORE THING BECAUSE THE MORE I LOOK AT THIS TRASH, THE WORSE IT GETS. TRAVIS SCOTT? REALLY? GARBAGE MUSICIAN WHO GOT NEARLY A DOZEN PEOPLE KILLED AT ONE OF HIS CONCERTS? OKAY. SURE DAWG. SONIC YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS ACTUAL TRASH.

Also uhhhh between all of you and me I see DMX in there and ew. That guy was a raging homophobe. Guess all that corporate "No we at Sega support LGBT rights!" stuff was, as expected, hollow and corporate. Wow I am so surprised.

By the way enjoy another bi-weekly dose of Jet the Hawk and his unbridled awesomeness™

Anyway I'm going back topside so I can smoke the rest of Wave's weed. Really hard to get a light at this altitude, though. The air burns a lot less when I'm a mile up on top of a giant zeppelin.

@sonic_hedgehog @Spotify You know. I'm starting to think Sonic's taste kind of sucks. Also whose racing soundtrack has Come Together in it? Not even the message works considering how phony Lennon was as a person. Anyway hi I'm Jet the Hawk and my playlist is better. open.spotify.com/playlist/2nSaR…

Guaranteed to go faster with our new racing playlist curated by the Blue Blur himself! 🎵 Listen now on @Spotify : bit.ly/SonicsRacingMi…

ONE LAST REMINDER NERDS AND NERDLETS Round two is about to start. You wanna see me trounce the field a second time? You know where to go.

But not only that, but we've been holding one hell of a racing tournament as well, so if you don't want to miss the most hype action you'll see on the track, well...check it out. By the way, spoilers for the first qualifier. I won. Because I'm a racing god.

HEY LOSERS In case you haven't noticed, your favorite speed-demon hawk has been more active elsewhere, so if you need more of me, and I KNOW that you do, then you know where to go.

@ZavokTheHavok @RaceCrossWorlds You're doing a lot of assuming to think you'll even make it THAT far against the Babylon Rogues. Sit down, shut up, and just watch while the master shows you how it's done. Maybe you'll actually be able to learn something through that thick skull of yours.

@Jet_the_Hawk @RaceCrossWorlds That will depend on whether your 'right hand man' will be able to stand and defend you, after I am finished silencing him. I hear you are a formidable fighter, from multiple sources. As difficult as it is to believe, after I shame you upon your 'track'? Do be ready to survive.

[ @RaceCrossWorlds ] THANK YOU FOR FINALLY TAKING MY ADVICE, THE NEW VIDEO IS ACTUALLY GOOD. I APPROVE KEEP THAT UP.

@ZavokTheHavok @RaceCrossWorlds Ooooh, broody. See what I mean about bad vibes? Don't get me wrong, I love inflicting a little violence, myself, but everything in moderation. How about you save all the anger for when the Rogues knock you back to p-nothing and leave you tripping over yourself?

@Jet_the_Hawk @RaceCrossWorlds And the pedal that crushes your throat until you are no longer able to speak? I will be /making/ that peripheral myself.

@ZavokTheHavok @RaceCrossWorlds Oh hey big red 'n ugly. Ready to get your scaly butt handed to you while you stumble over the first corner while still trying to figure out what the pedals do? Look. the right one makes you go faster, the middle one makes you go slower, and the left one is for gods like myself.

@Jet_the_Hawk @RaceCrossWorlds Be silent.

Anyway nerds, my feet hurt from all the butt I've been kicking so ciao for another month or two I guess this site still kinda sucks NGL.

@ZavokTheHavok @RaceCrossWorlds (( What's even more confusing is, like...Jet's reaction to Cream back in Free Riders was something along the lines of "What gives? I'm here to race, not to babysit!" )) (( I can't remember the exact line but something like that is so much more in-character for Jet. ))

@ZavokTheHavok @RaceCrossWorlds (( Oh yeah THAT one did it good. I was talking about the weird little interview stuff. Those were just awful. )) (( I feel like they just got different people who don't know much about Jet to write those and it shows. ))

OH YEAH BEFORE I GO FROM THIS MISERABLE SITE FOREVER AGAIN HEY @RaceCrossWorlds WHAT EVEN WERE THOSE VIDEOS OF "ME" SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE HOLY CRAP WHY WOULD I WORRY ABOUT LITERAL SCRUBS. "OH NO A TODDLER" WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO, GET IN MY WAY WHEN I LAP HER DOWN? ACTUAL GARBAGE.