JAS🥴

I’m your biggest fan

@DinkedVAL Damn, change it to ASS SLAPPER

Damn, been “ASS CLAPPER” since beta… they got me man

The only good thing about getting old is being able to watch your ex’s hairline recede 😌

Hey by the way I’m 6ft tall, didn’t know if you knew yet but did I mention that I’m 6ft tall

If I were to apply as a cameraman for a streamer this would be my resume: - can make you look taller bc I’m 4’10 - can squeeze through the holes in the crowd bc I’m 4’10 - can ride on top of your bodyguard’s shoulders bc I’m 4’10 - I’m 4’10

@nanasekaedezz I have a job, but apparently someone doesn’t like a free breakfast womp womp

@Jizzmun get a job ur not pretty enough to be posting like this zz

Send me breakfast money, thank you

I’d do it no questions asked💫

I never block people but when that ex keeps checking your socials, boy BEGONE THOT. Mad weird because you have a whole ass girl, please stay the fuck away

When you’d look good with a big dog but you end up with this guy instead…

I like how every time I get sick it’s because the person who is sick refuses to stay home or speak up about it until it’s too late and I get sick. Ha ha… and I take twice as long as everyone else to get better.

Yk if you stand in the rain and cry, no-one can tell that you’re crying unless YOU’RE A REALLY FUCKING UGLY CRIER

I stg my house hasn’t been robbed because im home and awake just about 24/7.

Pov: You ate shit. But it was also me who tripped your stupid ass.

I like beech

@Clarerosee Let me slap the shit outta you for a second

@Jizzmun sowwwy

Nothing gives me the ick more than a grown woman talking and acting like a toddler 👁️👄👁️

I fear I might have stopped giving a fk too hard because when I was working on a job this yt man asked for my ethnicity and started speaking in Chinese to me and I literally said shut the fuck up to him. My tone was crazy bc I haven’t socialized in so long, I was just shook

@ApexNoah_ Stop ittttt

Oomf is so pretty 🙂‍↕️💅🏻

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