Joe Mazel

@robertliefeld I mean, insofar as merging Spider-Man and Deathstroke’s design is “making something up”, sure. You must be very proud.

A lil’ aren’t we? No one but me could have introduced Deadpool. I made him up. And you are 1000% wrong. Just so we are clear.

@TheVallyD It’s called being edgy!

It’s very entertaining watching people online cite Harlan Ellison quotes in an argument against “the unwashed chuds” when the dude literally asked me on the phone (in an exaggerated Mario accent) whether I ate pizzas b/c I had an Italian last name.

@AaronMeyers @SeanHarklerode Ordered parts the other day. He’s the jam.

@SeanHarklerode oh that's perfect. I figured someone was making replicas!

I’m not a “Toy Guy” but this was part of a trade with a friend so I had to get it. Anyone know where I can get a head and missiles?

@AaronMeyers Classic!

Picked this up today.

@TrumpDailyPosts Did you just have a stroke?

WOMEN ARE POORER THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE LESS HEALTHY THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE LESS SAFE ON THE STREETS THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, ARE MORE DEPRESSED AND UNHAPPY THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, AND ARE LESS OPTIMISTIC AND CONFIDENT IN THE FUTURE THAN THEY

Ok, watching the back half of Singin in the Rain on an HBO jr station. What’s up with the cop in the “Singin’…” sequence? There’s nothing even remotely illegal about, well, singing in the rain. Fuck the police!

@JoJoFromJerz @Scaramucci Madame, you are a wordsmith.

@Scaramucci So, it could be that.

@ClaireMax Sweet Brak shirt!

Do you like CrossFit girls

@ThisIsKyleR So what your saying is, “I’m weak and afraid”. Well, that explains why you murdered a couple of scary people, doesn’t it?

@AaronMeyers My mentor wanted to sell this in FINE for a bonkers amount of money. I ended up buying it from him for far less (more than you paid, but I was satisfied).

$20 Pick up

@thealexrossart Have this signed and framed- a prized possession!

@PeteTheRetailer The second I got to “North Fork of Long Island”, I knew it would be a disaster.

I would watch at least one Fyre Fest style documentary about 2003’s Field Day

@HeatherAntos 1- You’re a smart person who edits/writes good-to-great work, 2-People are jerks. Don’t listen to them. 3- I imagine working for the “most powerful people in comics” means a lot of people have said to you, “I don’t know who that is, and no, you can’t have a reservation.”

First my job is just to "get coffee" then suddenly I'm the "Most Powerful Person in Comics™️" Next I'm "responsible" for a HORRIBLE conversation I never took part in. "Cult Following Idiot" doesn't even begin to cover it

@AaronMeyers I just had mine- three years? I’m sorry, Aaron.

Good news everyone! I don’t have colon cancer! They did take out a big polyp though. So now I have to go back in 3 years instead of 5.

@evandorkin Not everyone can learn the lessons plopped down by Otto Octavius, leaving them no choice but to walk in his eightfold footsteps.

@Ren_Chandler4 I’ve the line work on a tee-shirt. Best fashion choice I ever made.

First ever Jack Kirby master study. One of possibly many.

@AaronMeyers Excalibur (in its early run) is a great dealer-conversation starter, if the conversation is “it’s Claremont and Alan Davis- how come nobody buys it?!”

$1 Pick up

@ClaireMax You’re a nerd, which is great, and you seem really thoughtful.

I know this may seem silly, but I’m having a hard time right now so I could use a little support. If you follow me for a reason *other* than my body/physical appearance, what is it?

@Ren_Chandler4 As an eighties kid, ALL geek news was sourced by some guy. When I talk to older nerds (older than me), I still hear some of the most ridiculous nonsense you can imagine.

Half the "geek" news I see now is like (source: some guy)

@TheVallyD Mentioning Ditko and Staton AND Vincent Price has me worried we’re either best friends or one of us is a clone.

What are 5 topics you can talk about unprepared for 5 minutes? 1) "The Max Headroom Incident" 2) Steve Ditko & Eric Stanton as studio-mates, & its symbiotic impact on both Spider-Man and 50's/60's fetish art 3) The "Bart Simpson is Dead" creepypasta 4) "The Aries Computer," a Vincent Price film that is listed in multiple movie guides but doesn't exist 5) Jim Henson's classic ultra-violent Wilkins Coffee TV ads