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John Cleese

@JohnCleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

London เข้าร่วม Aralık 2007
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M.A. Rothman
M.A. Rothman@MichaelARothman·
𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐍𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑: 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 “𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋” 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐒? “𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘮?” That's 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞, who has spent a fifty-year career as a global comedy figure, asking the one question Western governments have spent two decades refusing to answer in public. The answer most Western leaders refuse to engage with is the one most students of the Qur'an and the Sunnah already know. What the West calls 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦 is not a fringe reading. It is a reading rooted in the source texts. “𝘕𝘰𝘯-𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭” Muslims understand this, which is exactly why so many of them stay silent. Speaking out invites the charge of 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲, and the personal consequences that come with those labels in communities where the textual hardliners control the social space. And then there is the separate category of 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 — the on-camera reassurers, the interfaith-panel professionals, the cable-news scholars who teach a Western audience that “𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭” while knowing exactly what the texts say. The point of the reassurance is not honesty. The point is to produce a complacent infidel population, and a complacent infidel is one who does not fight back. This is not Islamophobia. It is the only honest account of why a billion-person religion's reformist voices remain so quiet and its hard-line voices so loud. The structure is the explanation. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.
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Frank McCormick
Frank McCormick@CBHeresy·
The craziest part about the Hajj is that thousands of elderly, sick, and infirm Muslims die every year- often being trampled- by the younger and healthier Muslims that want to be first to kiss a rock.
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MAKS 26 🇺🇦👀
MAKS 26 🇺🇦👀@Maks_NAFO_FELLA·
🇨🇳 China asks Putin not to strike at Kyiv and urges to refrain from massive attacks, — Foreign Ministry "We consider only dialogue and negotiations to be the only viable way to resolve the conflict (war), - said the spokesperson for the Chinese Foreign Ministry.
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AC_SPARTAN
AC_SPARTAN@ACSPARTAN1·
Another Copper 👮 👮‍♀️ 👮‍♂️ ⛔️⛔️⛔️ POLICE OFFICER WHO ADMITTED DOWNLOADING IMAGES OF BABIES BEING R🤮PED IS SPARED JAIL A Cambridgeshire police officer and scout leader that downloaded images including the r*pe of a baby has avoided prison But in giving Phillip Richardson a suspended sentence the judge said that being named and humiliated was part of his punishment. Richardson – who has changed his name to John Nicholls – admitted downloading and distributing sex abuse images of boys. Judge Barbara Mensah told him: “They are vile, disgusting and cruel images. It amounts to torture. “The public revulsion and humiliation which you have received is part of your punishment.” Prosecutor Margia Mostafa told Luton crown court that the 49-year-old officer was arrested on May 16 last year by Bedfordshire police who raided the married officer’s home in March. An iPad and three laptops were examined. Officers found 99 Category A still and moving images – the most serious level. There were 208 at Category B and 218 at Category C, the least serious level. Search terms used by Nicholls including the words: “F…… Boys,” “Incest”, “Brazilian boys” and “Teen boys kissing.” In one image a baby was being raped and in another a 12 year was being orally raped. He had used the internet site Tumblr to distribute a Category B and a Category C image. When he was interviewed he did not answer police questions, but in a prepared statement he apologised and said he would seek professional help. Nicholls, who now lives in Doncaster, appeared for sentence having pleaded guilty to three charges of making (downloading) indecent photograph/pseudo photographs of a child and two of distributing indecent photographs/pseudo photographs of a child. He had been a beat bobby and the Fenland licensing officer, before being sacked by Cambridgeshire police on July 3. In 2011 he told a local community website in March that he wanted the town to be a dangerous place for criminals. He boasted on the ShapeYourPlace website: “I love locking them up, the more I can get off the streets the better the chances of me having a smiley photo.” Judge Mensah sentenced him to 15 months in jail suspended for two years. He must attend a ‘Horizon’ sex offender programme, carry out 20 days of a Rehabilitation Activity Requirement and 200 hours’ unpaid work. The iPad and Laptops were forfeited and he has 28 days to pay £300 costs. In addition, he must register as a sex offender and abide by the terms of a Sexual Harm Prevention Order for 10 years.
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Joni Askola
Joni Askola@joni_askola·
You can really feel the panic in Russia’s latest threats to attack Kyiv. Acting like this is a new escalation is ridiculous given their non-stop strikes since 2022. Desperate regimes throw tantrums when they realize they are losing
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
Are you paying attention yet?
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Euromaidan Press
Euromaidan Press@EuromaidanPress·
Russia told the diplomats to leave Kyiv. Diplomats answered the same day—and they're staying. EU Ambassador Katarína Mathernová called Moscow's demand "a masterpiece of hypocrisy." France's embassy said it would keep operating as usual. Poland warned any hit on its missions would be treated as deliberate. Ukraine's foreign ministry called the threats "shameless blackmail." Behind the demand sits a humiliated Kremlin, ISW says—Putin had to ask Kyiv to allow his Victory Day parade. 🔗 euromaidanpress.com/2026/05/26/rus…
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HJB News
HJB News@HJB_News__·
It’s now the fourth consecutive day with undocumented men crossing the channel with nearly a thousand (989) crossing in the last four days. Shabana Mahmood should be sacked on the spot as she has no intention of stopping her brothers crossing. How can you have a Muslim controlling British borders when nearly 70% crossing are Muslim rapists.
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Anton Gerashchenko
Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en·
U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said he ​was "deeply concerned" by Russia's announcement that it plans to launch strikes on Kyiv. Not concerned enough to kick Russia out of the UN Security Council, apparently.
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Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en

‼️Russia openly announced new strikes on Kyiv and urged diplomatic missions and international organizations to leave the city. This means more strikes on Ukrainian civilians and civilian infrastructure - the Russian way of waging a war. Russia must be stopped.

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Pseudo Prophet
Pseudo Prophet@Pseudo_Prophet_·
The Muslim Nanny who decapitated a girl then carried her head through the streets screaming 'Allahu Akbar' 'will be free after just five years in a psychiatric ward after doctors "cure" her. 😢🤬
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Денис Казанський
Top Russian propagandist Vladimir Solovyov admitted that the Russian army is launching indiscriminate attacks on Kyiv. He stated that Russian weapons have no eyes, so they don't discriminate between killing enemies or non-enemies. Russian bombs and missiles kill everyone, and the Russians are happy with that.
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Alexandra
Alexandra@Alexandr4Denman·
This is CCTV photo of Lee Pomeroy a dad that's was travelling from Guilford to London with his 14 year old son , a row broke out with the other one pictured sitting down David Pencille when he blocked the aisle moments later Pencille stabbed Lee in front of his son 18 times in a frenzied attack and left him to bleed out and die at Horsley station in front of horrified passengers , this was one day before the dads 52nd birthday . Of course Pencille tried to deny the murder and said it was self defence but thankfully justice served as the jury all agreed to life imprisonment with a minimum term of 28 years , all very well but it doesn't bring the loving father and husband back in my mind .Very sad and proves our country is no longer safe for anyone
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The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine are nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
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Maxou Rona 🎸🇫🇷 💙💛 #TAEM #PFM
Pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionist Theodore Middendorf has now been sentenced to 19 years for s*xually assaulting a 7-year-old.
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