Luke O’Nien’s Pancake Shoulder

@fpl_tactician If you use xg to tell you how lucky teams are you are an absolute weapon

The true league table. Sunderland lucky, Leeds unlucky

@manlikefola_ @FabrizioRomano How did this work out ?

@FabrizioRomano Premier league brand…. Left the second best team in Germany to come and fight relegation

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Granit Xhaka to Sunderland, here we go! Deal agreed between all parties involved. Understand fee will be €20m, contract until 2027. Green light from Bayer Leverkusen for the player to fly today and complete his move to #SAFC, one more ambitious signing.

@OverscoreW0lf @AwayDaysFB Easy 6 points apparently

@AwayDaysFB They're obsessed with us

That Sunderland fans reply... 😭

@theawayfans Mika

Name the most random footballer you can think of, and don’t give me someone like Morten Gamst Pedersen, I mean REALLY random.

@WTFSunlunPod @MichaelBowers15 @elliot_embo Loved that goal 🫶🏻

Happy birthday, @elliot_embo. #SAFC

@Pooliemags1Ttv How did he do, this Joseph Linton fella ?

People need to calm down about Sunderland coming back up we aren’t the team under Mike Ashley anymore if anything we’ve got a team that will take that fixture personal imagine joelinton in that game man 😂 #nufc

Close down all US bases in Europe. Leave NATO. France, Spain and UK are no longer our allies.

@WhiteHouse Imagine throwing sanctions at your allies then demanding they fight for you when things aren’t going to plan. Don’t be shocked when people aren’t interested

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@Lockerz84 @SensibleSAFC How many days this week have you had that vest on ?

@SensibleSAFC A can’t fkn wait to get hold of u

Awwwwww nerrrrrr, our loophole hasn’t worked fa’ wa’

@RubyQNUFC Hahahahhahahhahaha

If Howe goes, I’m not totally against nabbing the Sunderland manager. I would love Conte or Xabi Alonso but Le Bris is more gettable for sure

@footyinsider247 Mags trying to argue about Sunderland is excellent to see

🤔 If Tottenham were to be relegated from the Premier League this season - which side could replace them in the 'Big Six?'

@phil_the_red @footyinsider247 Newcastle fan by any chance ? Ah yes

@footyinsider247 Sunderland ? You are having laugh they have just been in the premiership for less that a season spent many years in the lower divisions. One swallow does not make a summer.

@martynziegler @sunderlandafc11 Martyn don’t let that distract you from the fact that they punch horses too 🐴

Newcastle United at risk of hefty fine for UEFA financial rules breach - UEFA won't accept £133m 'profit' from selling stadium to sister company. thetimes.com/sport/football…

@geordiejosh Almost a week later, these mutants have started to appear from their Derby embarrassment

It seems like Sunderland Football Club’s biggest achievement in the last 50 years is scoring 3 goals against the mags on Lewis Hall’s side, considering they still haven’t shutup about it 🫣

@joecov88 @The_Forty_Four Another cov trying to force a rivalry

@The_Forty_Four Imagine the stench in there, worse than a pig sty the gang on scruffy cunts

Sunderland fans in a pub celebrating their 90th minute winner vs Newcastle 🤩🤯

@StokeyyG2 @LiamJKennedy23 #SAFC he could be a good boot cleaner for Xhaka

Sandro Tonali is expected to leave Newcastle United if they miss out on Europe. Newcastle currently sit 12th in the Premier League. Where could he be going…? 👀 [@LiamJKennedy23]

@Ramma_____ Loves a good naughty bet on himself that lad

Who gets Tonali’s bet365 account when he leaves?

@RubyQNUFC @grok is this person better at writing speeches on Twitter or getting her tits out ?

I have over 300 messages from Sunderland fans since my post yesterday. I can’t respond to you all individually but what I will say is this… Congratulations on beating us again. Like seriously well done. You’ve had an impressive season, again well done. Now for the reality of the situation… Your players are massively overachieving, reminds me very much of Leeds in the 2020/21 season. They had just been promoted after a long time out of the PL. The buzz and excitement of being back had them finishing 9th in their first season. The following season however, they narrowly avoided relegation (finishing 17th). The season after that, they were relegated. I see a similar path for Sunderland I really do. Unless they have an amazing summer window (which I doubt), it’s just not sustainable with the players they have. As a Newcastle fan, I’m not worried about them tbh. Them beating us is nothing new, we have always remained the better side when looking at the bigger picture 🖤🤍

@joecov88 @xGPhilosophy Imagine being a Coventry fan forcing a rivalry

@xGPhilosophy The scums luck is slowly running out. Relegation inevitable next season

The Stadium of Light has seen less xG created inside it than any other stadium this season (35.44) 🥶

@SensibleSAFC No swearing lads and it’s a £5 fine for everytime you mention Anthony Gordon’s gargoyle looks, the pigeon wearing a hat tifo or Dan Burns missing finger during the pod 🤣💪

Podcast is coming tonight - we promise. It’s worth the wait as well, especially if you like bottles of brown ale jammed up your arse