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Jonathan Tillson
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Jonathan Tillson
@JonathanTillson
Stand Up Comic / Writer / Host of @explainingshow
New York, NY เข้าร่วม Haziran 2014
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Clothing sites aren’t too far behind porn for pop up supremacy
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I like the term looksmaxxing
I was getting sick of telling people I’m Republican AND a metrosexual
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“Yeah I said I love you but it was the first warm day in 6 months so let’s see if it’s real”
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How do I describe my child support payments?
Outstanding
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I’m not Italian although I have worn a leather jacket in the woods
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Bravery can be defined many ways
One that comes to mind is farting with noise canceling headphones in
I’m brave
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What did old people talk about before hip replacements?
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Some very insensitive Hasidic Jew costumes walking around Williamsburg today
#stopthehate
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How do we know these call blocking apps don’t drum up business by spamming people
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Could iPhone text suggestions learn the words “masturbation” and “necrophilia”
Might as well forget the word “fun” too
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If you’ve ever met someone who finds Jesus as an adult, it’s generally not when everything’s going well
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
🚨 JUST IN: Stunning data reveals Christianity is SURGING in the United States Bible sales: +41.6% App downloads: +79.5% Christian music streaming: +50% What an amazing sight to see.
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Grabbing dad a beer outa the fridge just went up a level
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