Jonny Swagger

This is my first time logging into here in months - and oooohhh boy this is rough. It's like if social media gave up.

Any one I know even still here, before I diss this account harder than Kendrick did Drake?

Just saw two open neo-nazis, identifiable by two open swastika / lightning bolt tattoos at the @PlanetFitness on Golden Gate in Greensboro, NC - PF, got a policy on this?

Can't be embarrassed for what I didn't choose. Sure as hell angry about it, though.

When @facebook suspends and autoblocks your booking agents laptop and number, effectively stopping your career 🙃 - anyone got a way of contacting them beyond the in ap help center?

@Modern_Drunkard You guys should get on bluesky. We are playing another one of Slushfund's events and it would be way more fun to include you folks in on the shenanigans

Drinking is the war against death.

Hi. Black guy from America here. The answer is: White people

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Taking this app off for a while, if not permanently. The whole point was to see creatives. After 10 minutes of rightwing propaganda, the normal lewd clickbait, I'm just over it. Though shout out to @PunishedNsfw for trolling these conservative cocktwats. Peace.

I check in on here once every 3 or so days and well... nope. Still giggin, still living the life of my dreams. Only getting better. Keep dunkin on fascists, yall, and maybe check out bsky. Xoxo, Swags

Friends! We're excited to announce the writers for our next two chapters- Chapter 3 will be written by J. Gregory Moran, mysterious audio fiction scribe! Chapter 4 will be written by Gabriel Urbina, co-creator of Wolf 359, Unseen, Zero Hours, and Time:bombs!

In case you were wondering how the shows have been going- big thanks to Terry and @PutnamStomp - and the mighty Ed! #folk #livemusic #cabaret #punk #tour #content

August

I kind of wonder if I should go full HST gonzo with my life as a batshit punk who plays folk on bl**sky and let the unhinged posts flow like a river of madness. This post has nothing to do with the exhausted visual hallucinations that were starting to occur, I promise

*checks* yep still not popular on twitter.

I don't get to video very often, however, @JordanPeele 's Twilight Zone episode Replay made me beautifully ugly cry. This is the definition of brilliance. He deserves every flower he's received and so many more.