Juli

June 🤗

8am time for bed

every time i open a new window i swear this one won't be like the other ones 🫪

for every tab i close i open at least 3 more so that's how i ended up with 13 windows full of tabs 🫩

@UnbiasedArsenal not those two, but the degree of separation is 1

@Julisteamer Carpenter and DVD

people all upset because of that break up meanwhile i'm rooting for a certain woso breakup, it will happen soon inshallah

mentos national are we alive

i depend on you

this season was written with the bizarre expectation in mind that viewers will certainly care more about robby's repetitive mental health storyline than anything else going on in the ER or with other characters, and that is so obtuse & insane it's almost avantgarde

the pluribus emmy sweep will hit so good

they should make a sport that loves you back

we’re really in it now alanis morissette #thepitt

@greengooning imagine a world in which i don't have a reason to tweet it again

i wonder what game made me snap and tweet that the entire sport was an abomination for the first time

this was followed by the first 'i hate football' that same year which was directed at the new york giants but then quickly diversified and the rest is herstory

i could have sworn it was football first and then baseball but it was actually the Mets losing to the Nats 10 YEARS ago which tracks x.com/Julisteamer/st…

have the Mets considered getting bangs

"are you ok" i am literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it but thanks for asking

it’s even worse than it sounds. this went on for two years, and ultimately they banned her from MSG for the crime of being trans in public (and potentially on broadcast television).

cutie patootie