Jack Webb

Positive NHS stories. A thread: During what is a really challenging time (again, thanks Covid) for the NHS, this week there have been some very uplifting moments from the covid ward that need sharing for the three people who might read this #nhspositivity #NHS #covid

@SmithyWFC85 @BBCSport With all due respect to badminton and table tennis, they’ve not quite got the global following and international superstars of tennis, so I don’t think it’s quite comparable.

@Jwebb412 @BBCSport Well yesterday they got loads of complaints about moving away from the tennis to show Brits in action so can they win either way ?

Why are the BBC choosing to show a badminton and a table tennis match with no Brits on their two Olympic channels, and not the climbing or pole vault involving 4 Brits?! @BBCSport #bbcolympics

Andy Murray is just absolute class. Incredible athlete. Incredible gentleman. Incredible ambassador. Incredibly funny. Incredibly humble. My favourite athlete for the last 15 years. I will be gutted to see him leave the tour.

The Junior Doctor who got mince pies from Rishi Sunak

We love being able to connect with our community, so when we heard that a large team from @JamesPagetNHS were taking part in this year's Only the Brave, we reached out to their team captain to find out what inspired them to take part. pulse.ly/8dbjv4oo1e

📺This video is to raise public awareness of the issues our members and patients face in A&Es every day. It explains what’s wrong with the Emergency Care system and the solutions outlined in our General Election Manifesto. Please share and help to #ResuscitateEmergencyCare

Public transport in this country is actually a joke. £42 for a “super off peak” return rail replacement bus from Cambridge to London. And we wonder why the roads are so crowded and emissions so high.

Me after touching a dog:

Hakuna matata..

Let’s just draw a line under summer and skip to Halloween.

Might be an unpopular opinion but this is better than 30°C bright sunshine

@madarsakra I’m not debating it’s out. It’s definitely out. I’m saying it’s a very underhanded, not in the spirit of the game way to get someone out and makes the Aussies very unlikeable

@Jwebb412 'The striker is out Stumped ... if ... he/she is out of his/her ground ... and he/she has not attempted a run when his/her wicket is fairly put down by the wicket-keeper without the intervention of another fielder.' Law 39.1 quoted from The Lord's website

@Najam_Tweets Except we didn’t do that.. we didn’t appeal, didn’t cause it to happen. It was the umpires and also, who takes a catch then drags the ball along the floor?

@Jwebb412 You can foff mate that catch yesterday was out too wasn't it now stop crying

@Damian_Roland EM version: 1) Hypotensive major trauma - junior: “I gave 2L of saline”. 2) Pt books in at 2am “2 year history of knee pain” 3) D-Dimer comes back -ve 4) patient shows you sputum pot 5) arrive at work - 12 ambulance queuing 6) pre-alert goes off as you’re leaving nightshift

1. "I've given this bronchiolitic 6 week old nebulised salbutamol" 2. "Going on holiday tomorrow. Thought should just get Alfie checked out" 3. Pulled elbow at triage 4. Toddler's diarrhoea 5. 75 Patients in department, no beds, Coffee machine broken. 6. Ketamine

Sometimes JD really was just me.

Just your quarterly reminder from me to donate blood. They have biscoff biscuits now. It’s a pretty big deal. @GiveBloodNHS #Giveblood

@DrPeterWeeks1 Little pots for cacti and succulents

Who else wonders what the hell to do with left over “Gu” desert pots , all answers welcomed !

Finley supports #PayRestoration #bma #JuniorDoctorsStrike

@girldoconline This is why I shouldn’t go upstairs ever.. should have stayed in the ED where I belong and you’d have never known

Absolutely on theme with my last tweet is this absolutely golden typo I spotted on the medics take list last night, and then laughed all the way home: