Kev Whitehouse

@OhNoezzz @anon_opin How much of a Tory you are

@anon_opin Based on what metrics?

The hierarchy of supermarkets in the UK is as follows - M&S Food Waitrose Tesco Sainsbury's Morrisons Aldi/Lidl Co-Op Asda Iceland

@MisterMotisi @Daily_MailUS You're stupid as fuck.

@Daily_MailUS He’s been quoted as saying, “Diversity is our greatest strength.” Someone’s likely to have a different view on diversity moving forward.

BREAKING NEWS: Fleetwood Mac icon Lindsey Buckingham, 76, attacked and 'doused in unknown substance' in horror assault

@CeciliaBTory Me when I make shit up on twitter.

Unconfirmed reports say that #Scottmills is on #suicide watch following his sacking from the #BBC,. Ex colleagues and friends have said it was all he lived for, to do his radio show and he has a history of #depression. .Much like #SteveWright who died of a broken heart shortly after being sacked, ironically to be replaced by Mills... #bbc #radio #scandal dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

@sofiaa02xx It's a 6% increase on a minimum wage job. 50p per hour, not 50p. Sheesh.

Wages going up by 50p while everything else is rising way faster… make it make sense. UK inflation is still around 3% Food prices are up - 4%+ right now Energy bills expected to rise by - £290 this year And we’re meant to feel a 50p increase??🤦🏻‍♀️

@klara_sjo Because that's how it's pronounced. Adolf Dassler. Adi Dass. Americans aren't always right you know.

Just learned some British people pronounce adidas as addy-dass

@espressofreakh @LynneTighe37155 @AWLymn @bigphil321 This is terrible bait.

@LynneTighe37155 @AWLymn @bigphil321 Couldn’t people take bus or taxi, or go in cars of relatives/friends?

On my way to North Wales yesterday, near Frodsham, I saw a convoy of 8 or 9 identical silver Rolls/Bentleys all with reg plates like this, all main beams on, shifting pretty rapidly.. Bizarrely, on the way home, I saw them again on the M62.. Any idea what/who?

@Jaack Attenborough Chubby Brown Purple Aki Ronnie Pickering

UK people… who would be your 4 UK legends on your own personal Mount Rushmore? Here are my four: Bob Mortimer Wayne Mardle Claudia Winkleman Sean Lock

@Blazedsin @iambandea I'm hoping you don't vote, as if you click the link it literally tells you farmer's costs are going up because of the US/Israel/Iran war.

@iambandea Who did you vote for and who do you intend to vote for? The people of this country have themselves to blame for thinking there are no consequences on the macro world stage to electing weak government after weak government and allowing soft woke policies to be the priority.

At what fucking point is enough enough?????? The state of this place is actually making me not want to live, all I do is work and have no fucking money to do ANYTHING fun, and even if I do I am anxious about it this is a fucking joke

@RunningJonathan @AldiUK How fucking skint has someone gotta be to do this? Holy shit.

Hello @AldiUK quick question, how come you have sold me a can of Professor Peppy weighing 203 ml, including the can. Just fresh out the box and still sealed

@premier_exotic @narindertweets @PolitlcsUK Turn your camera off and come at me like that. Maybe she just didn't want to talk to such a weird bellend?

@narindertweets @PolitlcsUK Only mouthy online, very quiet in person!!!!

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage is repeatedly heckled at the launch of Reform UK's London local election campaign

@rebek228 @boldandSharpe @NoContextBrits You have to sleep after a couple of hours work, opinion denied.

@KBothouse @boldandSharpe @NoContextBrits I'm Spanish and I agree with him, British people don't know how to cook..

You have to remove one item. Which is it?

@its_dwolf @TennesseTracy Tennessee Tracy is a whore.

@ResilienceX3 No, fuck off. Enjoy your community note.

I came to the university and the girl in front of me wore this, sister, have a little shame, I ask you.

@LL_PATRIOT @NoContextBrits This is a mixed grill, not breakfast. Americans man 🤦‍♂️

@KBothouse @NoContextBrits Yes, I know. Get rid of it and get some real bacon.

@Baba_Keyv @TorontoUltraKOI @TbagM8 @InsightGawd @TorontoKOI Easy huh.

@TorontoUltraKOI @TbagM8 @InsightGawd @TorontoKOI Hydra is my former player. Of course I’m going to watch his match and see him knock you out of this event easily 😘

National hero 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@boldandSharpe @NoContextBrits It's the fact you don't wash your hands. I'll pass.

@KBothouse @NoContextBrits If you have enough money then we will definitely serve you luxury indian food.

@LL_PATRIOT @NoContextBrits That is gammon. Which you have with pineapple.

@NoContextBrits Replace the ham & pineapple with some real bacon...

@H6701 @boldandSharpe @NoContextBrits Yes it is. It's literally a mixed grill you can get in Spoons. Tf.

@boldandSharpe @NoContextBrits This is not a normal British meal. I’m British and would never make or eat this

@boldandSharpe @NoContextBrits You're Indian, we've seen your "streetfood" and your lack of hygiene.

@NoContextBrits Sorry to say but British don't know how to cook food

@ScrappyNJ Maybe you'd have a point if you didn't just get 3-0'd without them breaking a sweat. Have you tried getting better at the game?

Out of Major 2. Super frustrating losing to teams we are way better than. When we are at our best no one can fuck with us. Just need to find some consistency going into the back half of the year. See yall soon