Kelly Dooley

“Millions of (reasons to) impeach him, impeach him for me!” Song by The Presidents of the United States of America

@infinitesarros Thank you!

Ugh. This season of #RHOP is definitely compelling TV, but with Candiace & Monique's friendship falling apart and Ashley's postpartum challenges, it's feeling pretty heavy this year. 😔

Sometimes when I’m upset I hear the distressed sounds of Free Willy and I can’t figure out if that’s the right or wrong thing

@nicole_nocera88 Yay!!!

My quarantine hobby is learning how to hold and use my phone like Kris Jenner

@CavanRogers I knew you’d understand. I date you to try and feel clean ever again.

Day 36: I went back for more.

Day 35. I ate rum raisin ice cream.

This week on Keeping up with the Kardashians...Kim and Scott take an improv class. That’s it everyone.

I was today years old when I realized Trisha Yearwoods “How do I live” (Made famous by Leann Rimes) was written about White Claws

@HoagieJR @CavanRogers @MattCatanzano @AshleyElmi Put my new friends I walked with the past two nights on the plaque.

@CavanRogers @MattCatanzano @KDool @AshleyElmi Wait. Absolutely no Marty’s? I mean @KDool has a whole theory about otters messing with the dogs at her dads place that’s a real doozy. Can we finally have a lifetime achievement for this woman?

Has anyone else watched Ace Ventura 3 times or am I the only one doing this right?

I miss getting an ice coffee when I leave the house for no reason

@shOoObz Yassss

Helpful (evidence-based) information I was sent about what you can do at home if you start feeling mucus buildup in your chest. Please tag the ladies who made this!

The most shocking thing about tiger king is the tiny piece of skin that joe’s eyebrow ring is holding on to and that Howard is Prince Charles pranking all of us.

Pet peeve pets named peeve

Bad Stye by Billie Eyelash

@infinitesarros “Your cup is in the pool”

You can see the Solo cup she threw at production still at the bottom of the pool. 💀 #RHONJ

Post Malone both looks a everything bagel and looks like he smells like an everything bagel

Had to delete my last tweet from a classic “in” to “I’m” auto correct tragedy. Please respect me during this time and take back all posted below. “I’m” still in 4th grade.