Kaiserfleisch

@thisdecfairy congrats

me realizing that I am dating the person I once had a crush on:

@ShitpostReels he literally didn't say anything weird

@cybercorex if you are afraid in this aspect, it's probably not the right girl and you won't get any further with her. I've been there before, too.

True

@C_S_Skeptic @nostalgiafkninc I don't think his autistic way didn't have anything to do with his divorces. It probably was rather that he spends all his time in his companies. I don't really like Musk. But that what you said is just a non sequitur, bro.

@nostalgiafkninc This is how you become a very lonely, pathetic multiple-time divorcee with a drug addiction.

This is how you become a trillionaire btw

@Lorgarwasright2 Bullenscheiße hahaha

@lextorias hey Lex are you doing okay? :x I hope you're okay. Not related to your tweet, I just wanted to ask.

@ForHonorGame Dear Mister Honor, sir. I love the Cannonball execution but when you released it, I was studying abroad in Brussels. That was years ago and I yearn for the cannon. :y are you going to bring it back, like, ever? In an event or so? :x

Kensei needs to learn a new trick. u/M_Knight_shaymalan

Average Male Fantasy

@Pirat_Nation mh its nigh impossible buying these games in Steam Germany already. Which is borderline censorship imo. But its completely fine to "gatelock" MK11 with its gore behind the "are you 18" question. Half-assed youth protection

A new report has revealed a heated debate inside Valve over pornographic games on Steam. According to former employees, Valve’s top lawyer suggested the company take a stronger role in moderating adult content on the platform. Gabe Newell reportedly disagreed, saying, “What the f*** do I pay you for if that’s your opinion?” The quote comes from accounts shared by former employees and has not been publicly confirmed by Valve. If this is true, Gabe Newell is even more based.

@somalitradcath I'm also 27 and single, that's nothing to be super utterly depressed about. Only a little bit. Don't let the thoughts get too you. Not too much at least.

@cgarc01 @relionwastaken

@relionwastaken 43409,

@CigsMake it is very lonely actually. But its still a few years for me until 30. Not a lot, but some.

Majority of single men over 30 in 2026:

@MemesToSave it simply doesn't happen

@heyMikasa amen

@mamas30315996 @RespectfulMemes I still dont get it. :y what do you mean "pulling the seat" how is she pulling toilet seats closer to one another?

@RespectfulMemes Bro not sleeping makes me stupid asf, why was I fully trying to figure out how she was in the stall and wtf he meant by pulling the (toilet) seat.

@RavenLunaArt @ENX6559 yeah in reality its more "yeah we met via an online app and it kinda worked out, I like them enough to stay with them"

@ENX6559 Kinda wish more love stories worked like this.

Twenty years #ENXChaCha #Anime #Manga #Purelove #wholesomeanime

@philosophymeme0 male loneliness is so dumb. Most humans are heterosexual monogamous. You can find this in almost every culture on the globe. This means that by that fact alone, that when males are single, women are single. We're no lions with harems.Mayb women dont suffer so much when single idk

@BlackChrome64 @renoildeter NOOOOO

@renoildeter I quit her after she hit me during a fight (that wasn't the first time)

I just got reminded that I watched Goblin Slayer with my at the time GF and she complained that were weren't more rape scenes after the first episode

@Tedmarsgoi2 nice

“What’s the fastest way to Paris?”

@tacticow wenn mir jemand so kurz angebunden antwortet, denke ich mir meinen Teil und investiere da keine weitere Zeit mehr rein :y und ich bin auch aus Norddeutschland.

This is the most german conversation to have here in north germany where i'm from