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@girlsreallyrule Here you go.

@Boltjolt @HappyMotorhead You have a collection of shit that isn’t worth what you think it is… You spend money like a child buying toys. Lol

Half the price. We dont get our nails done, i spend way less at the grocery store, Never go to Starbucks, i dont buy something i dont need just because it is "On Sale" Wife bought a gas generator on sale,.... 5-6 years ago, ...told her to take it back. She said no. Still in the box in the shed. In our life we have never needed one of those.

Going outside with the wife...

@FalconryFinance Why even bother? Just smack the phone out of her hand and keep going. Fuck her

they will not rest until every form of life is eliminated from this Earth if it takes any amount of effort to understand or accommodate

@BabaDClint Litteraly me and my husband. He’s a mega high functioning nerd and I’m just legit crazy.

It’s always the pretty innocent looking ones.😭🤣

@beemyli Yeah lmao

White people have you ever looked at your white counterparts and said to yourself they’re a different level of white that you don’t identify with?

@lowkeyalbert Unresolved trauma and you need some good psychedelics

i confuse people. i have a happy personality and a sad soul. i’m bold but shy. i love deeply but sometimes i feel heartless. i’m healing and hurting at the same time. i’m dedicated to growth, but i self sabotage.

@RepLuna Israel does this all day on Twitter… it’s why we see your stupid ass on our feed

Foreign intel ops are running bot farms to flood timelines and manipulate the narrative. It’s modern warfare. Wise up, don’t fall for the lies.

@alfkkifine Nature made men disposable, not society. Their own predispositions and inclinations are exactly why it’s the way it is. This is verbose whining.

The absolute darkest truth about how society views men is that we do not actually value male life; we only value what a man is willing to destroy himself to provide. Think about the male archetypes we actually celebrate. The soldier who doesn't come home. The father who works three grueling jobs until his heart gives out. The athlete who permanently destroys his brain and body for our entertainment. We only applaud masculinity when it is actively bleeding for the benefit of someone else. The exact moment a man decides he wants to step off the treadmill—to prioritize his own peace, his mental health, or his physical safety over his utility to the world—he is instantly branded as lazy, weak, or unambitious. We don’t want men to be whole, healthy, or at peace. We want them to be highly functioning shock absorbers. We demand they build the houses, fight the wars, and fund the lifestyles, and our only reward for this lifelong, crushing expectation is a quiet funeral when the stress finally kills them

@NYGov Ah yeah, baby.

it’s hole filling season

@KimKatieUSA Stfu Kim. I’m surprised ICE hasn’t profiled you.

Ontario, CA: 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim livestreamed himself committing arson at a warehouse where he worked. Police initially thought he was a Kimberly-Clark employee, but he actually worked for NFI Industries, a third-party distributor for them. Bro, all you had to do was find a better job if you felt you weren’t “paid enough to live.” Now you’ll be carrying soap on a rope for the next several years.

The lawsuits that come from this leak could bankrupt the city. I’m not joking.

This is why Trump started a war with Iran.

@gothiccangeluna @REM__BEN Impossible body. AI. So obviously

@REM__BEN Is mine okay?

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@lalovestrump Why is your boring ass account on my feed?

North of Montana Mom

@HustleBitch_ Omg ban all the marijuanas !!

🚨 9-YEAR-OLD OVERDOSES ON THC GUMMIES AT SCHOOL — CAN’T SEE, SPEAK, OR HEAR — DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS A mother films her son in a hospital bed… screaming, crying, completely disoriented. She says he came home from school unable to speak… unable to hear… not knowing his own name or where he was. • Allegedly given THC gummies by another student • Severe hallucinations and confusion • Fighting doctors and his own mother • Heart rate going up and down • Doctors say he’s “extremely high” and has to ride it out He’s drooling, panicking, completely out of control. This didn’t happen at a party. This happened during a normal school day. Now the video is going viral and parents are asking how something like this even gets inside a classroom. If this can happen during a normal school day… what else is getting through?

@shesbonky Lol, love it

boys in my comments got big mad when i shared a video like this last week which means i must do it again please enjoy unfuckable men* sharing their takes on a beautiful woman who would never touch them *full names included because public shaming icky boys is my fave

@stonersvilla Umm….. money.

pick one

@TonyLaneNV Arizona is the butthole of the southwest

THIS IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE Here’s the cost of living difference between California and Arizona… Same country. Two completely different realities. 😳 What would you choose? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@SouthDallasFood I died a little inside

OH MY GOD