Kat Ochsner

JACKSON!!!

@TheAuthorGuy Ok, but ew.

Just saw an ad for a phone case with lip balm built in. Okay, hear me out. A phone case that holds, say, four tampons. "I see you have the big phone case, today, Miss. Wilson, may I bring you a nice cup of tea?" Pretty sure it would work that way.

The Padres remain undefeated at Petco Park! 👏

There are a few reasons the @Padres have the best record in baseball: - Home-field advantage! San Diego is 10-0 at Petco. - Dominant pitching! Their staff has thrown 6 shutouts in their 1st 16 games. - El Niño 🔥! .351 AVG, .415 OBP, .994 OPS, 4 HR, 9 RBI, 6 SB. - The lowest bullpen ERA in MLB - 1.51!

There's a new #1 in @RowanKavner's MLB Power Rankings! 📊

It’s a Monday night in April. The attendance at Petco Park tonight: 47,078 3rd largest crowd in Petco Park history, and the 9th sellout of the 2025 season. San Diego is an amazing baseball town.

Grit Squad 😤

The blast The flip The atmosphere EPIC 😤

Sunday Funday ☀️

@insultsrare 21

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@ChrisMurphyCT *they’re…

This isn’t complicated. The entire game for House Republicans is to gut programs for the poor and middle class in order to pay for tax cuts for their billionaire and corporate pals. That’s why their are threatening default. Plain and simple.

After Nearly 35 Years, Beetlejuice 2 Has Been Officially Announced With a Release Date in 2024. The Sequel Will Reteam the Amazing Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder. Tim Burton’s “Wednesday” Star Jenna Ortega Will Play the Role of Lydia Deetz’ Daughter. Justin Theroux Will Also Appear. (No Word Yet on What Role) Are You Excited? #Beetlejuice2 #Beetlejuice #TimBurton #MichaelKeaton #WinonaRyder #JennaOrtega #JustinTheroux

@_B___S This cracked me up. 😂

Welcome to my office… ;) #sandiegolife #citycruises #92101

@TheAuthorGuy Stinky Cheese. ❤️

Pancake

Like what are you like even like talking about?

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@chicagobars Tapatio. Ketchup is nasty. 😂

Ketchup was your FIRST choice? For eggs? Blocked and reported.