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Want the next great political satire? Here’s your chance! 101 Reasons to Be a Minnesota Liberal: A Guide for Perplexed Progressives a.co/d/00kkyhkF

Day 5 of telling you to buy my political satire until I sell 1000 copies 5/1000 copies sold

@itszach I have a degree in biochemistry… can I apply 💁‍♀️

When people reach out for jobs, they default to saying what they think you want to hear: “your tech is amazing” “what you’re building is so important” Thanks. I agree. Be different. Be weird. Ask me about the singularity.

"Dad, what should I do if I want to have a good marriage?" "Well, son, my first piece of advice is to avoid calling your wife a whore, reformed or otherwise, to strangers on the Internet."

@slothy_420 Fish

gun to your head name a fish

@itszach @TiffanyFong @Waymo Amazing comment

@TiffanyFong @Waymo is this a paid post?

how do you get your uber driver to shut the fuck up ?

@TiffanyFong Start reading a book

Day four of telling you to buy my political satire until I sell 1000 copies

@libsoftiktok Sorry guys — I confess it was me

A 15ft Islamic display installed on "A" Mountain in Arizona by a Muslim group was reportedly vandalized and knocked down. Police say no suspects have been identified.

@_Felonious_Monk @escapefrommelos Don’t insult the belugas like that man

@escapefrommelos There are signs...

"How did you know I was Somali?"

If women focused on gaining muscle and combatting their fat they wouldn’t struggle with PCOS.

@HanaHoops They literally suspend the player SMH

Imagine the NFL canceled a teams season every time a player got caught committing domestic violence

@BravoByKaeleb It isn’t just the old video that was released — a literal event happened a couple weeks ago

i hate cancel culture sometimes bc why are we trying to cancel someone for something that happened almost 3 years ago when literally the only reason we see the video NOW is because dakota’s obviously being vindictive & sabotaging her #TheBachelorette premiere week? it was obvious reactive abuse on her end & she obviously ACCIDENTALLY hit her child, they are both wrong #SLOMW #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

As a society we cannot excuse this type of behavior from men or women. Abuse is abuse.

@LilaGraceRose She needs serious professional help. I feel for her but we also can’t excuse her actions. She has physically hurt a child of hers — during a domestic dispute.

We just talked about this on yesterday’s live — and how it was a mistake for the Bachelorette producers to choose clicks and scandal over the original purpose of the show — celebrating good Romance. Pray for Taylor.

Many asking "How do I enroll?" Step 1: Click "Follow" Step 2: Stop. That's literally it No homework. No ID. No vaccines. No spelling. Bots welcome. Adults also. We do not have a cap space on enrollment thanks to X. Are you ready to enroll?

@TiffanyFongEtc Literally a psychopath

fuck this bitch

Going to Nashville — what are some things I absolutely have to see/do? What’s the best place for hot chicken?

Day three of telling you to buy my political satire until I sell 1000 copies a.co/d/06ggHmnF

@nickshirleyy more MN scams/fraud for ya! Warning: do not scan the QR code.

Jillian Michaels vs The Body Positivity Movement | Surrounded youtu.be/M7K87rGoGps?si… via @YouTube This is absolutely fabulous work by Jillian Michaels.