Kayla Jane Austen

@ParoxysmZone I have range time booked. Join up if you want.

@KaySecurityMWE Just the gym and all that

@BallBuster_9000 @KaySecurityMWE Nah. Dont need Kay over here hitting me with the taser.

@ParoxysmZone Weekend plans, got any?

@KaySecurityMWE I’ll… I’ll try

@ParoxysmZone I get it. I’m the poster child of daddy issues. You’re bottling up pressure. Find a healthier release, you’ll find the rest gets easier.

@KaySecurityMWE He was injured by Robb Hardy over 20 years ago and it ended his career. I took up his dumb name to try to keep him to stop drinking and trying to kill himself. Clearly it’s working and I’m doing a fine job. So much so that Gian had to hire you because of my dumb shit

@ParoxysmZone That why you’re here? A fuck you to the old man?

@KaySecurityMWE It’s what I keep hearing from my old man so I guess I fucking am

@ParoxysmZone Are you a joke?

@KaySecurityMWE Why? So you and everyone else can have more shit to say about it? It’s funny right? Laugh at Rob. He’s a fucking joke

@ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 Advice? No, genuine question.

@KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 I’m not taking advice from a security guard about what I should be doing. You don’t know me. You don’t know why I’m here. And you clearly don’t give a fuck. Clearly Gian made a great choice picking you up

@ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 Thin skin, and you’re trying to be a wrestler why?

@KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 My bad for trying to be friendly. If you wanna be an uptight bitch, then fuck off

@NoPlanPierre @ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 If we’re done measuring dicks, let’s move along here.

@ParoxysmZone @KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 Lol fuck you

@ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 No participation trophies here, cupcake. Your prom date might have felt bad for you, I don’t.

@KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 I’ll make sure to leave a couple out for you for when your shift ends. Like Santa Claus and his milk and cookies. Hope you bring me a good gift though

@ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 I’ve been known to have a Miller High Life or two.

@KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 Oh you fancy huh?

@NoPlanPierre I'm good. I've seen enough terrifying things, like Jake walking around with wet toilet paper on his face.

@KaySecurityMWE I can pull that hair back for ya so you can see

This is going to be easy.

@BallBuster_9000 @NoPlanPierre Problem?

@KaySecurityMWE @NoPlanPierre YO WTF 💀

@NoPlanPierre I'm not sure the cameras are high definition enough to pick up such slight movement.

@KaySecurityMWE You’re right. That’s exactly what I’m doing. Go ahead take a look.

@NoPlanPierre I'm not manning the cameras at current, but given what I understand of your history, you're probably helicoptoring your penis in the hallway.

@KaySecurityMWE Can you see what finger I’m pointing at the camera rn?

Picked up new cameras and a few keypad locks. It’s going to be a little loud as I work on installation.

@BallBuster_9000 @Tony2Cold187 It’s not that serious.

@Tony2Cold187 Right bro? She's spitting bars fr

Daaaamn. That was a hard ass line fr

@BallBuster_9000 I don’t care.

@KaySecurityMWE Nah I mean it that was dope. I still don't like that you're ruining my thing here tho

Can't even lie, this is some fucking bars 🔥🔥

@ThroughTheMisty Enjoy this while you still can.

@KaySecurityMWE Almost 😭😭😭

@KaySecurityMWE KAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY