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quando a polícia passa e eu tenho que fingir que não fiz nada (eu não fiz nada)

@bwc617 @Dexerto yeah close, how about we just respect animals generally and dont eat any animals. empathy for animals shouldnt be limited to just dogs/cats

@Dexerto Any culture that eats dogs should be eradicated from the earth

A famous Border Collie with over 1.58 million followers was allegedly stolen, sold to a dog meat restaurant, and eaten Chutou was taken by a thief who told his owner "The dog is dead, so stop making a fuss. I did not break the law"

I’m crying bro he made one real movie and is finally asking “what the fuck are we doing”

Being told this changed my life

5 pesos invertidos en felicidad.

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen. This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️

Iran has a sense of humor.

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

What 24 year old these days is given the opportunity to be a show runner? I find it ironic that past generations complain that adults now 'act like kids' when that's how they're treated. You want adults, treat them like adults. Pay them properly, offer career advancement, and the ancient gnomes these companies call CEOs need to actually retire and get out of the way.

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

Léa Seydoux on why she started acting: “I’m going to tell you something very intimate,” she tells Variety’s @DPD_ in this week’s cover story. “The reason why I do this job ... I never really wanted to become an actress, but I wanted to exist. The only way I found to exist was to have my image printed on a film and have the proof of my existence.” Read the full cover story: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhhG

My friend asked me why I don't do laundry. Uhhh maybe 'cause I don't like wearing wet ass clothes?

Nick Mullen talking about how he used to get off work at his call center job get drunk and prank call his call center job is so funny lmao

job interviewer asked me if i have any questions and i pulled the “when can i start?” and everyone in the zoom call laughed

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you