• Kevin De Bruyne •

God's plan vs Mubango wa Ngai wa Isaeli

You actually need to be unemployed to catch up with AI No jokes

the government casually slashing university funding by 13b is a serious cause for concern

The numbers are now showing an actual economic slowdown due to his tax policies.

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

Technically speaking, if you’re diagnosed with Typhoid, Cholera or Hepatitis A, it means someone’s stool directly or indirectly found its way into your mouth

4 year ban uno…he must’ve pissed out something they’ve only seen in Chernobyl

Rodri on the role of a defensive midfielder: "I believe this team, #ManCity - especially under Pep [Guardiola] - is a team that relies heavily on the No.6 because in the end, the rest of the players position themselves strategically so the ball reaches them in the best possible condition. "I believe the role of the No.6 is to ensure the connection between defence and attack is correct. And if you don't have a player who can take on that role well or understands it well, the team suffers... "We play so advanced that many times you have to play like a No.8 or be as creative as a No.10 and if you implement that into your game, it will make you a very, very complete player..." [via @ManCity]

@edwinsifuna Kumbe huku nje wanaita Ruto unavoidable circumstances.🤭

Our two talismanic Spanish midfielders talk football, family, and food 'Spanish Comforts' 🇪🇸 Filmed in October, Rodri & Nico discuss life in the Premier League, their arrivals at City, their debuts in sky blue, and much more... Check out the full episode ⤵️ 🔗 mancity.co/spanishcomforts

Parent: were you smoking weed in your room? Teen: No The family cat in the corner:

It’s not hate. The whole world including Europe and America has a problem with Somalis. Maybe it’s time to look in the mirror.

POV: when your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is getting to you

Moi used to trigger tribal clashes the year before elections. 😌

Ofcourse he’s standing in the corner 😭

Watu wanaogopa kutemewa mate will vote the way the old geezers advise them.

forced out ozil after he showed support for uyghur muslims and spoke on injustice. kept backing thomas partey while serious allegations hung over him. sacked a kitman who gave years to the club for supporting palestine. God willing they never win anything again

Hanifa, I haven’t heard you condemn the killings being carried out by Somali herders in Mwingi.

Take that £120M and go raid ligue one,this trend that a player has one good season in the prem and suddenly they're worth 2012 Gareth Bale is just the worst

Dr Mbugua from Kijabe mission hospital is the best surgeon on matters Acl reconstruction. He had players coming all the way from zambia to do Arthroscopic Acl reconstruction.

Mkipata voters card ya Boomers in your homes chukueni mchome please.