Emily Kerr

NEW: China zoo forced to admit the truth after one of their “pandas” started panting and barking. The Shanwei zoo admits they painted dogs white and black to make them look like pandas. The zoo initially tried claiming that the dogs were a unique breed of pandas called “panda dogs.” It was later discovered that the “pandas” were Chow Chows who were dyed with white and black paint.

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

Terribly sweet at the Peruvian Embassy

Brat Summer is dead!!! I now declare it Hag Autumn

How I feel at the end of every meal knowing it’s over

How are you making a shark film set in Paris and NOT calling it SHARK DE TRIOMPHE!?

Your sign to always think of the potential alterations 👕🤭 #CopywritersUnite

On Covfefe Day no less

i’m only packing the essentials

Another diem not carpe’d.

Late to the party, but finally seen some of these ads from @vinteriorUK in the wild. Wonderful words by their Copywriter (bad pics by me mid-tube journey). #CopywritersUnite

Stop tiptoeing around your true potential. Step into it.

It’s very hard to win me over with email. Especially when a lot of them are uncalled for inbox clutter. But this subject line combo is 🔥. Looks like spam, then brings the sass. Omnes Copywriter doing bits. #copywritersunite

Why can’t all copy be this good? @VikkiRossWrites

My favourite words of the week #CopywritersUnite

“you’re overdressed” okay did you know we only get one wild & precious life?