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Beware of the Piggy pipeline:

Everytime I think I'm not gay I take 1 look at my gallery

every Roblox YouTuber after a couple of years:

@soowoogee @r4y319 I own it on one of my alts that happened to have Robux that day.

@r4y319 i bought it without thinking much, how many people even own this? i feel like it was common..

Still never understood why they released this face for only 10 Robux

@ErieTheDireRavn @kirstyn That is above MSRP of a Nintendo Switch 2 for a box of cards you probably won't even look at.

@kirstyn I keep checking around because my nephew wants one but this is so maddening.

thank god for scalpers <3 without you, i never would’ve experienced the thrill of showing up to a store 30 minutes after opening and seeing nothing but empty shelves and one lonely battle deck nobody wants. truly magical. thank you for teaching kids valuable life lessons too, like: “no, sweetie, you can’t get the etb because a grown man named steven bought 50 of them.” “MSRP is just a myth.” “bots are faster than love.” and honestly, who needs the excitement of opening packs when you can enjoy the even greater excitement of paying 3x retail in a facebook marketplace parking lot deal? your dedication is unmatched. waking up at 5 am. clearing costco pallets like it’s a military operation. pushing around a walmart cart full of product saying “bro i’m just collecting.” inspirational. the pokémon community simply wouldn’t be the same without you turning every release into the hunger games. 🤍

my reaction to Fandom closing all the LGBT affiliated wikis other than their own:

@images_i_hate2 Dead loving parent actually might lowkey suit me??

@Alice3DS 100% Breath of the Wild on all 3 systems

Im bored.

always so awkward when a level in a video game is so clearly designed around an item you’ re about to get but don’t have currently. walking past a bunch of grapple points cause im some pedestrian chud, actual humiliation ritual

@CallofDuty RIP PS4 Ghosts-BO7

Not sure where this one started, but it’s not true. The next Call of Duty is not being developed for PS4.

@Rolimons no one's even complaining about what roblox is doing anymore they just look at you like this😭

@leonstrap Whoever made this song really thought they cooked💀also if I'm going to hell maybe it's actually better than safe white cishets-only heaven

being gay is fun and dandy until you get aids is absolutely fucking frying me

Me trying to stop my intrusive thoughts during 2022:

@Dexerto "Scalpers even got the damn pop tarts😭"

@neitotopias nonexistant people would find out I was gay

how cooked would we all be if ao3 history was public?

@jifysn This is what being a 30-pin user in 2014 was like

Nobody ever has a lightning charger anymore

Just a reminder… The Pop Tarts and Sour Patch collabs are literally just the regular pop tarts and sour patch candy with Pokemon on the packaging. No special shapes or sprinkles. Let’s scalpers waste their money. Y’all don’t need every item Pokemon slaps Pikachu’s face on 😂

please let resellers sit on these purchases. let them look in the mirror and realize they are scalping fucking TOASTER PASTRIES. 🤡 this is so shameful it’s funny 🤣🤣

@cat_ith34739 @LukasThePickle nope

@LukasThePickle Does that mean that you can now walk on killbricks?

So Roblox updated the Robloxian 2.0 legs and now I'm constantly floating, my legs are squished when sitting, and my legs bend weird when walking 😭💔

@brndxix Billion dollar companies somehow convincing people that immigrants are the reason they are poor:

@ribzoftiktok Did they make that tortilla out of a designer purse?

0/10, this should be classified as a war crime