Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."
Kramer: "And is there a tree?"
Frank: "No. Instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
Frank Costanza: " Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Kramer: "Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch."
Frank: "Let's do it then. Festivus is back. I'll get the pole out of the crawl space."